What's the funniest insult you can come up with?

Elena_Stewart

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Whats the funniest insult you can come up with?

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Lliam Follow
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Two wrongs do not create a right. Your parents are an example.

You have miles to go before you reach mediocre.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  Wow…. That was something lmao…
  
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- Lliam
  
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  LOL. .
  
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- Lliam
  
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  Thanks for the MHO, Elena. 😂
  
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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  You welcome 🙂
  
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NathanDavis Follow
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lol... they usually come up on the spot

my nonsense is usually improvised not planned

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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  A valid point😊
  
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RebelinSteel Follow
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You have a face like a melted welly
a face like a chewed up toffee.
a face like a blistered piss-pot.
Everyone has the right to be ugly, but she’s taking the piss
She’s got a Fanny like a wizards sleeve.
She’s got a Fanny like a badly packed kebab
She’s like a Bulldog eating porridge
see in your case they kept the afterbirth and threw the baby away
You got in the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching
You were that ugly when you were born the midwife slapped your mum

Last time i saw a gob like yours.. it had a hook in it.
What you lack in intelligence, you make up for in stupidity
Your the type of person who can say absolutely nothin.. an mean it.
Nice mouth... when does it shut?
If you was a building, you would be condemmed.
Your living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
If brains were taxed... you would get a rebate.
I bet your mum has a loud bark
Your face... my arse

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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  👏👏
  
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- bobalife
  
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  😂😂😂😂 damn what a list
  
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  RebelinSteel
  
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  @bobalife hey I’m good at it, you can’t get on without a friendly insult
  
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- bobalife
  
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  Lmao, I’ll stay on your good list, not naughty list then😇 And oh, someone is supposed to be sleeping Lol
  
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  RebelinSteel
  
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  @bobalife take me then lol
  
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- bobalife
  
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  @rebelinsteel
  phoneky.com/.../
  
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- bobalife
  
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  (Lol I don't know if it worked)
  https://phoneky.com/gif-animations/?id=s3s195836
  
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ChiTown33 Follow
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If somebody is stupid I ask them "how do you find your way home each night". Or if I'm talking about somebody who's stupid I usually say "they've got like 3 brain cells and they're fighting with eachother"

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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  Lol…
  
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Agape93 Follow
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Over there looking like the temu version of an intellectual

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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  Good one😁
  
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- Agape93
  
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  Lol thanks
  
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CuriousMufuxka Follow
Guru Age: 47

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Your ripped off example of an insult (LOL watermark in the bottom corner) Is so fuckin lame and corny that even making me a sandwich wouldn't repair the damage to the comedy world.

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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  Just ignore it …. Lmao
  
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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  How about this sandwich…
  
  c.tenor.com/OeqjV9wmR5UAAAAd/torresandwich.gif
  
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DJB72 Follow
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My favourite is "You realise 'how dumb can someone get' isn't a challenge, right?"

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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  Lmao…
  
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dolemite58 Follow
Explorer Age: 37

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I would’ve been your father but the dog beat me over the fence

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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  Wow😳
  
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Massageman Follow
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You look like 20 miles of bad road (thank you Walker, TX Ranger)

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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  Lmao…
  Is it from the show?
  
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- Massageman
  
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  Yes. They use many similes and metaphors in their writing. Example. Walker is punching out a guy who attacked a bunch of kids. (as Walker swings punch one) This one is for Bobbie! (pow) (as he makes second punch) This one is for Darlene! (pow). (as he makes third punch). And this one is from me because you are just plain -- - - ugly!
  
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Anime_person Follow
Xper 1 Age: 16

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Children in the dark make mistakes.
mistakes in the dark make children.
you are an example.

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ChicoFromThe305 Follow
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It's all natural tbh, I just come up with it on the spot and improvise using surroundings or the persons appearance lol

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OtterMan68 Follow
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What side of your family does your stupidity come from? Hopefully not the same side as your looks.

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tierrlamé Follow
Xper 4 Age: 28

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"You look like my ugly twin"

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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  Lol…
  
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- tierrlamé
  
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  Wbu?
  
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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  Mine is up there….
  
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- tierrlamé
  
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  oh ok
  
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MrDaveAPSI Follow
Xper 5 Age: 37

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I like better on your girl than her outfit

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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  Lol…
  But I think it is “ l look not I like…
  
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- MrDaveAPSI
  
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  Yes, sorry, not sure why I typed "like"
  
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- Elena_Stewart
  
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  I got you… don’t worry
  
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bobalife Follow
Guru Age: 35 , mho 50%

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“Fuck you but don’t fuck you”😂

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Cutegirl06 Follow
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You human wanna be

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AngryCarl Follow
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Your momma.

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