What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?

[jcnum10]

[Nxtawm]

Here's some:
"If your face were any thicker, trump could use it as his wall"
In china, having a thick face means being shameless

"God you're so stupid, I wish I could be a rock in my next life just so I could be chucked at you and see if there's anything in that walnut you call a skull"

"You must've been the inspiration for the phrase 'it's never too late to abort'"

"You look like you spend your Friday nights having meltdowns at the Mcdonalds cashier over a missing chicken nugget"

[wingattebaby16]

You are so stupid and dense, you make a Dwarf Star look bad!

You are so ugly that even Klingon men want to kill you to put you out of their misery!

[jcnum10]

😂🤣

[nodnol32]

This one is something that only 50 odd million people can understand. Its a really British kind of an insult i can think of. Here it goes:

I can't understand your accent, are you from Birmingham?

Birmingham for some bloody reason beyond my understanding receives a lot of hate and according to the nation has the worst accent in the country. Its the largest city after London.

[jcnum10]

I can understand we got so messed up accents here 2.

[nodnol32]

Hahah. Im sure every place does. To me the Birmingham accent just isn't as messed up as they portray it. Sadly, I'm not fond of some of the london accents lol.

[Sonorous]

I'm so shitty at insults this is hard 😂 okay what about this:

If I saw you were working specifically as a cashier at a Walmart, I'd do the self check out instead of going into your line.

[jcnum10]

Lame😂🤣

[jcnum10]

But creative

[Sonorous]

I can do better! Okay here we go:



I bet that if we were all getting attacked by pitbulls, you wouldn't even get a scratch because you, they, you're not as cool as uh, us...

[jcnum10]

Smh.

[Sonorous]

I'm shit 😭

[jcnum10]

Itz all gd. Dis ain't ya thing

[Sonorous]

Will you teach me?

[jcnum10]

No. If ya ain't got it ya never will.

[Sonorous]

😭 damn

[DrippingHoney]

The best part of you ran down your mom's ass crack.

[jcnum10]

Gd 1👍🏽

[TCredo]

@drippinghoney No matter how creatively hard I tried, I could not top this one lol :)

[pigoat]

I like the one jane lynch said that "you're so stupid you thought the movoe iron man was a movie about a dry cleaner"

[jcnum10]

Gd1.

[WhiteSteve]

You’re so stupid you think Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday

[jcnum10]

👍🏽.

[MrCommodore]

"With your intelligence, It would take a lifetime to learn what you don't know about shit".

[chriscdi]

this one is a classic, whats the different between a jew and a pizza?

[jcnum10]

Umm.. what?

[chriscdi]

the pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven

[jcnum10]

Dam. Smh. Smh.

[chriscdi]

roasted, literally 😂

[jcnum10]

I get it. little 2 savage tbh.

[chriscdi]

go big or go home 🙃

[jcnum10]

Ya def went big.

[es20490446e]

I like to insult using food, like:
"You are a salty cake"

[dudeinohio]

You are a funny-style cum guzzling road whore.


How's that?

[mrgspoter]

No idea I knew this gal one time that probably spawn from something crazy and would need a portal to some kind of hell to get home

[askuser]

No longer giving the person your attention

[jcnum10]

💯.🦄🦋

[Younghungguy17]

You plug your nose when you jump in the pool

[888theGreat]

Have you not read my responses here?