What's the most creative insult you have ever received?

[Arwen06]

One of my favorites is being told I look like a blow up sex doll 🙄😂

[Finchie40]

LOL in that picture you do with your mouth being open like that , who said that to you? Was it a guy or girl? If it was a guy, take it as a compliment because I’m sure he wouldn’t mind banging that blow up doll 😊 The last insult I received that made me laugh was being called a chubby John Cusack , pretty much my whole life people have told me I looked like John Cusack , I use to mess with people
That said that and told them he was my cousin , and most the time they believed it lol Now that I put on some pounds , because my doctor told me I can’t work out until after I get my surgery or I will damage myself even more if I do , which sadly is taking forever to get , because everything is backed up in the hospitals because everyone is going to the hospital it seems. So during this time I put on some pounds that I am not very happy about whatsoever. So my friend was busting my balls saying I looked like a chubby John Cusack now and I cracked up

[WhiteSteve]

Blow-up doll😂

Back when I was like 14, I was dating this girl from another high school (“I swear, guys, she’s REAL!”😝), and when I first met her friends, one of them started calling me “Keebler”, as in The Keebler Elves mascots of said cookie company company…

Oof😂

It’s in reference to my long nose and I guess big ears (not like “stick out”, just big) with attached earlobes.

She wasn’t really wrong, lmfao

[Babygirl_S]

I love myself enough to never find insults clever. They just make me hate the person. Someone reducing me to an object would be extremely disrespectful. I even hate that my parents gave me the stupid nickname Dolly. My name is already short but I would rather have a nickname derived from my own name.

[Valdemort]

Pretty much any insult with great timing is appreciated.

most memorable is probably along the lines of: "With intellect like this, I'd think they threw the baby away and kept the placenta instead when you were born"

[Miristheiss]

Woman used to be naturally beautifful.

Now you cannot find one without surgery or these nasty tattoos or weight issues.

Neck tattoos? You are fucking insane.

It is mind blowing watching this Free Bird video by Lynyrd Skynyrd playing in Oakland live in 1977. Tons of video of the crowd. Thousands and thousands of thin, healthy, natural women. They weren't all fat, no tattoos, no pircings.

It was a beautiful site. Now half are fat, they have cosmetic surgeries, covered in nasty tattoos, piercings, they are on Onlyfans, open relationships, threesomes, almost all are sluts.

To the good women out there this isn't directed at you. There are just so few of you.

[mickey_whispers]

There was this girl at school—Jolene. She always wore glitter like armor and smelled like cinnamon gum. She once looked me dead in the eye and said,
"You're like if someone tried to build a real boy out of haunted doll parts."

The voice said:
"She's not wrong. You're stitched together, Mickey. Just not with thread. Your stitched with demon blood."

[evie56]

i don’t know if it was creative but funny for sure
“No need to act defensive” when in actuality i was ‘defending’ myself against her false slanders against me. I never knew a manipulative person had their stupid moments as well.

[purplepoppy]

Actually you look more like a blow up sex doll with a puncture.

[RedInnocent69]

Good one, @purplepoppy! 😂

[jamesgoldman]

Can't think of anything creative

I do recall went I bought a quarter panda ring someone said it looks a little gaudy so split between getting rid or filling the rest of my fingers, I opted for the latter

[MemeSupreme]

idkk if it's the most creative

but someone once told me that cuddling with me was like cuddling with the corner of a table lmao

[TheSmellOfVictoria]

"You're tall, athletic and drop dead gorgeous! Unfortunately, that's everything I hate in a guy".

[Nikki1989]

They are usually centered around the size of my tits. I have heard them all.

[Bklynbadboy12]

Damn🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Nikki1989]

@Bklynbadboy12 I have heard every tit joke or line you can think of.

[Bklynbadboy12]

I know it gets annoying after a while right

[FenixG45]

That could ONLY have come from jealous women!

[Kelly6]

@Arwen06 Always about my boobs, but I don't mind it and even some time makes me laugh

[RedInnocent69]

What’s wrong with your boobs, @Kelly6?

[FenixG45]

@Kelly6. That makes NO SENSE, unless it was from jealous women!

[Kaneki05]

That I am the devil, I said thank you for noticing.

[DonaldDarko]

I don't even know, it's been a lot of insults over the years from trolling.

[RedInnocent69]

It was definitely not an insult, @Arwen06. Your photos have an ethereal quality about them. It’s hard not to obsess about how incredible you’d be to have

[fish5505_87]

Sadly, there's been some really good ones, however, I can't remember them, I've also reached an age where I forgot what sex dolls look like? How did you respond?

[Anonymous]

A cute red headed one that’s for sure lol you don’t look like a blow up dollar all. You must be one of them top tier ones then.

[YourExLover69]

I don't recall any.

But being victim of ghosting and ignoring on here a lot. 😮‍💨😔

[MannMitAntworten]

Bizarre comment to have expressed your way or to anyone for that matter.

[DrPepper12]

That the best part of me leaked down my momma's ass...

[Staximus]

My friends call me the fat angel and the fat ninja

[Godihateyou]

I've never received a decent insult because my insult has always been. "I'd rather be insulted by you, than someone I respect"

[nawtee_me]

Not sure about the blowup but definitely a sexy doll….

[TallAnon]

People aren't very creative 😁 They're mostly just accurate observations

[Anonymous]

You look like you are being fucked while taking this photo haha

[spartan55]

Is that an insult though?

[Agape93]

That I'd be a good. mom lol

[WonderingManII]

None of them were creative.

[Gaylordslav]

Hows that an insult?

[Jeff51]

Blow up sex dolls don't have tats.

[RedInnocent69]

Maybe they should? That must be a thing

[Jeff51]

@RedInnocent69 could be

[RedInnocent69]

I sort of hope so *goes down rabbit hole of searching for sex dolls*

[Bklynbadboy12]

I always get them about my height I've them all