What are the most creative/interesting insults you'd heard?

[SerenStone]

[ohshee]

Oh I'm sure there's been some good ones but I really don't remember them but when it does happen I got to like shopping because you know how a kid throws a little temper tantrum it says I am not like if you were to call him a brat or something Stomp their feet and say I am not

Well I kind of do the same thing except for I agree with him to say I am too with an attitude and they're like looking at me LIKE WTF,,

Or like as my boss shows up on a job and he'll come over and start talking with me he's pretty book smart but hands on he just doesn't get it but when he comes over to me and all of a sudden starts telling me how to do my job I'll just look at him. And say. Hey who's fucking this chick me or you. And that's when he smiles and just walks away

[pervertedjester]

One of the bright spots in Blade Trinity is Ryan Reynolds delivering this line

Hannibal King: No, it's not, you horse-humping bitch! But it will be a few seconds from now. See, that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now? That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!

https://www.youtube.com/embed/KyUiy9Yhdi8

[Dnice1]

Well this one is one I imagined in my head. I'm driving to a stoplight in my truck and guy pulls up besides me and says hey girl nice truck but mine is better and would be with you in it. I look at him and his crazy jacked up truck then the light changes and I say try flirting with me when you're driving a real truck and hit the gas pedal leaving him in the dust with his mouth wide open.

[dustybiker]

The X-Files. Mulder “You’re an invertebrate scum-sucker whose moral dipstick is about two drops short of bone dry.”

[normalice]

I thought "dead cow molester" was hilarious when I was 12 - enough so that I still remember it, anyway..

[es20490446e]

Anxious.