If you had 2 pet t-rexes, what would you do?

[Anonymous]

[CrazyGirl2]

Breed them and sell the meat! A T-Rex steak would make the price of a Wagyu steak looks like chump change by comparison! I mean, obviously not many people would be able to afford it, but you know people like Musk, Zuckerberg, Schwab, Bezos, Gates…. Well maybe not Bill Gates, unless it was a prehistoric bug, or something, but they would pay WELL OVER $1 million each for a fresh T-Rex steak! OMG, Just imagine the cost of a Gucci purse made out of T-Rex leather? What about a Rolex with a T-Rex leather strap? The possibilities are endless! And the best part, when all the meat and the hide had been used up, I could sell the bones to museum! My God a fossilized T-Rex skull sold for $6.1 million recently… Imagine how much an actual skull would go for?

[clampfan101]

Just don’t make them extinct again! haha

[CrazyGirl2]

@clampfan101 They had their chance! 😝

[clampfan101]

Well, look at it this way then: You can’t sell what doesn’t exist.

[CrazyGirl2]

@clampfan101 That’s always the problem with answering these fantasy type questions. You just can’t sell fantasies… Oh, wait! I forgot about the thots on Only Fans! Okay, so most of the time you can't sell fantasies! LOL 🤣

[HawkPerception]

Intelligent lady alert!

[CrazyGirl2]

@HawkPerception Thank you very much 🙏

[SweetJoyGirl]

I would ride them like horses. lol

[SweetJoyGirl]

Thank you for the MHO. 💜

[abc3643]

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[abc3643]

Muther Fucker... fucking G@G screws things up again.

[MisterWack]

This is assuming I’ve tamed it / a pet caretaker agent was able to make them not hostile & not likely to bite my face off.

Maybe ride them, teach them tricks, and have a lot of fun.

[DaBiggestBird]

They’d probably need a whole neighborhood’s worth of land to be content. But… I don’t really know what it’s do. Playing with bears and lions is already dangerous, imagine trying to wrestle the king of the dinosaurs. I guess you could go on adventures together like in Pokémon or something. They’re just too Jamm big, especially with the new discoveries lately claiming they could have been 70% bigger than previously known.

[strateguy632]

Paint numbers.

Take bets and let them fight until one falls.

[thearchjoker]

Sell em, there no way I'm qualified for this shit and i don't want any responsibility for what happens next.

[NamerOfStars]

Design some harnesses and build the most awesome chariot EVER.

[AviatorTom]

Assuming one is male and one is female, I would have them mate and produce baby T-rexes, and then I would rent the babies out to children's birthday parties. What kid doesn't like dinosaurs?

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Breed 'em (as long as one is male and the other is female).

[exitseven]

I would take them on the road and charge people to see them. Maybe get them trained so people could ride them.

[DrPepper12]

Teach them both how to play "bang a gong, get it on" of course and then take them both on the road for a tour

[Dargil]

Donate them to the ASPCA.

[jordynthedecayer99]

I would teach them how to fight

[LiamJHayden]

Most likely get eaten.

[Anonymous]

have their teeth pulled and dress my weener up like their dinner

[clampfan101]

Fund a mini Jurassic Park? lol

[RavVid]

Saddle them and offer $100 rides.

[TheSpaceGnome]

Breed them and open up Jurassic park.

[shortster]

Make sure they are well fed.

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

Die, probably

[Anonymous]

Set them free