Can you think of any light-hearted, midly inconvenient "curses" for fun?

[HawkPerception]

Let's see how creative people are!

Here's an example: "I hope you never get to sleep on the cold side of the pillow again." Or "I hope you always have to sneeze but never quite do."

[Nirmroth]

You will hear a mosquito in your room but never find it

[HawkPerception]

Lol that's a good one 😂

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

One of my favorite yiddish curses is “May all but one of your teeth fall out, so that you may still bite your tongue”

[MicahRaine]

"Your coffee shall always be warm, never hot and never cold."

[HawkPerception]

I mean that sounds good to me 😂 I prefer warm to hot

[MicahRaine]

No more iced coffees in the summer though. And I meant to say luke-warm

[Lliam]

May your phone signal cut out at the most inconvenient times.

May all your clothes become two sizes too small.

[OfMiceandMen]

May she start climax every time she thinks about me or hears/sees my name.

[exitseven]

May your teeth fall out the day before Thanksgiving.

[Dongie]

Or, may every girl you desire fall at your feet and love you forever.