Your house is surrounded by an army of squirrels, do you surrender or fight?

[llorando]

Surrender

Fight

[nolabels]

Until this year, I was a fighter.

Nowadays, I no longer care.

I've yet to surrender unconditionally, but I now allow the squirrel's siege to go on uncontested.

I'm betting that the confines of my castle will remain unbreeched at least until I'm no longer in corporeal need of its protections.
After that time comes to pass, I bid good luck to the new owners of what once was my earthly realm.

To those who choose to fight, do so with intent to win.

If and when the time comes that continued armed offensive action is beyond one's capabilities and it's determined that defensive action will deplete resources unnecessarily, just sit back and enjoy watching their attempts to breech the walls.

Cheers to all.

[WindAtMyBack]

They are already raiding my garden, and digging up my plants to bury their nuts.

Why the hell don't they finish what they eat? They steal stuff from the garden, take two bites from it, then the next day steal more from the garden instead of eating leftovers that are perfectly fine.

Maybe I'll get a few outdoor cats and not feed them. See how the squirrels like that.

[Kayla45]

Does surrendering ensure my safety though? If so then yeah sure, I don’t have weapons to protect myself, I only carry pepper spray.

[paledreams]

The squirrels know what they want - food, food for a long, cold winter 😔❄️

[llorando]

The terms of your surrender, is you hand over all of your nuts in exchange for peace.

[paledreams]

Lol 🥜🥜🥜

[paledreams]

Emojis nuts are 98 percent fat free

[Kayla45]

lol you guys are wild

[Anonymous]

I spent 6 years in east Texas, those squirrels think they're boss, and yeah, no, run or surrender

[Mangospacho]

In order to fight the squirrel, you must think like the squirrel and what do squirrels value the most? Their nuts. And where do they store their nuts? In their trees. Therefore, you hold the trees hostage and use them as leverage to call on a cease fire. Thats all there is to it, in a nutshell.

[NathanDavis]

I got a squat of ninja cats... and a general doggo...

they would see dinner, rather than a fight... lol

[BoopBoopBeep]

Invite them in and discuss fortification strategies for in case the humans come.

I can help. I promise I can.

[AviatorTom]

Depends. Are they wearing helmets and armed with automatic rifles?

If yes, I surrender. If no, buckshot will win the day.

[paledreams]

The squirrels deserve their nuts - i surrender in this fictional question lol 🐿️🐿️🐿️ squirrels are in command lol 😆

[paledreams]

Yes, I'm very funny punny, please, no rude remarks lol 🥜 ♂️ lo

[paledreams]

(lol)

[LiamJHayden]

They are they to defend me. Squirrels actually love me and randomly come up to me to say hello.

[FunkyMonkee]

Throw a large bag of peanuts into the middle of the street.

[Juxtapose]

I'll have my cat enter negotiations on my behalf and intimidate them into surrender themselves.

[MysticDevice]

Cowagunga it is.

We're havin' bacon wrapped squirrel tonight

[Ladsin2]

I'll fuck em up.

[OddBeMe]

Being a squirrel POW sounds like the most adorable time.

[spartan55]

Depends, are there flying squirrels in this army?

[llorando]

Yes.

[spartan55]

I have to plan new defenses now! Damn!

[exitseven]

I won;t go down without a fight.

[noohair]

Let them eat nuts...