If the prize was 800,000 gold bars which one of the following would you do to get it?

[Anonymous]

The person offering the gold bars is heavily protected by armed ex green berets. So which one would you pick?

1. Have sex outside in Yakutsk in January for 40 minutes naked.

2. Take 6 hits to the face with a bull whip

.3. Tied to a wall and take a fast ball to the face from a major league pitcher throwing with all of his might from 5 ft away and he keeps throwing until he hits you in the face.

4. Do Bromo dragonfly and smoke a joint laced with meth and PCP everyday for the next 9 months you'll be tested daily to make sure that you are doing the drugs and the drugs will be provided for free.

[AnonAndrew]

None of them.

What good is money if I'm too messed up to enjoy it?

[Asker]

You could recover from the 6 hits to the face from the bull whip.

[AnonAndrew]

With a badly scarred face? Thanks, but I'll pass. :)

[molonski2]

How big are the gold bars and how much are they worth?

[midnightmoon05]

None of the above.
I am happy with the money I have.

[BadApple69]

1. Have sex outside in Yakutsk in January for 40 minutes naked. So only 40 minutes? I’ll have to cut the sex short lol

[Asker]

Ok if you can make it lol

[jamesgoldman]

Number 3, he'll probably get it in one go

800,000 gold bars smallest I've seen were a gram so 800kilos of gold is £56m before taxes

[jamesgoldman]

The biggest were LGDBs those are 12.5kilos each so 800,000 of those would be 10,000 tons or £700BN

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

I’d rather just be poor, thanks lol

[Asker]

What's wrong with the options?

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

They all suck, you made them to suck on purpose lol ignoring the fact that 2&3 can kill you, 4 just sounds like a reason to waste the won money and I hate having sex so 1 definitely isn’t an option

[Asker]

You could survive the whip

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

“Could” does not mean “will”

[call_me_scar]

Free drugs and money hell yeah