You get abducted by aliens and are about to be experimented on UNLESS you tell them the best thing humanity has ever achieved. what do you tell them?

[Still-alive]

Could be anything, buildings, technology, weapons, love, music, culture. what do you tell them?

[MisterWack]

So the premise is, I’m abducted and aliens that may or may not be holding an anal probe are threatening me to give me the great achievement humans have ever created or be probed?

Okay, I would tell them : Metal Genre of Music and play them a long long playlist of music and they would be so distracted headbanging that I can escape.

[DrPepper12]

Metalocolypse on repeat!!!

[Xawyx-2]

I bet the aliens never achieved the level of corruption we have on planet Earth :P

[Xawyx-2]

Thanks for the MHO

[Rosexøxø]

Crime! Lol

but the real positive has been inventing* and doing that in an evolutionary way. It’s always progressed and evolved into more complex and varied forms. We have done that better than any other living species and that’s for certain.

[Rosexøxø]

I’d bet my life on that- in the midst of aliens… threatening to experiment on me lol

And if anything. Should I fail. They make somehow experiment in a more humane way and in a way that could give me super powers and some type of invincibility anyhow. So win win. lol

[Rosexøxø]

They may somehow*

[Kayla45]

Give us a few hundred years and let me get back to you…. Oh wait, I doubt we even have that left.

[DrPepper12]

The ability to explode at light speed. And if they lay one fucking tentacle on me I'll explode.

[Abbycado]

They’d be sent to Equador

[Abbycado]

My bad, what a horrible autocorrect. Wanted equatorial instead of Ecuador XD

[queenofcardio]

Creating good music !

[princeofromance]

Technology

[Still-alive]

Anything in particular? Iphones? Tv? The internet?