If your pet suddenly became human, what’s the first thing you think they’d yell at you about?

[LiaRaven]

[glennos89]

If my cat became human I would have a serious problem because although my cat looks adorable and cute, she is really moody most of the times and doesn't accept any type of love or attention unless she is needing it. I want to cuddle and pet her but she doesn't seem to enjoy it in 95% of my attempts. Sometimes I feel she is using me for the free food only but nevertheless I still love my cat and her grumpy moods a lot 🥰

[TheSpaceGnome]

Mine would just demand more attention, entertainment, and food.
Basically no different than now, except their new opposable thumbs means new gaming buddy.

[alice55]

Surely that she don't want me to close my door when dem sleeping because she want to sleep in my legs xD

[Shiprex]

Food, where's the food, give me the food you bald ape creature. I am an eating machine and want all the food you have

[BobbieBoy666]

Will you put some clothes on and stop this naked nude stuff in front of me.

[strateguy632]

"You kept the good chicken all for yourself!"

[andreasderjuengere]

We are best buddies. They will not yell.

We may have a discussion, though: about WHOSE couch it is in the living room :)

[Godihateyou]

She's a pretty woman and she has needs. Pet her. Forever. Don't stop.

[kidcrash]

Either waking them up way early when I leave for work or missing their daily walk. somedays

[abc3643]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH MY TESTICLES!

[exitseven]

He would probably complain about the food.

[Agape93]

Probably to stop smoking or drinking.

[WonderingManII]

You didn't give me enough food.

[Jeff51]

Maybe it would say go f yourself.

[Anonymous]

Nothing really, my rabbit is very quiet.