What's something you've seen in cartoons you wish was reality?

[Anonymous]

Like for example hanging someone upside down and shaking them drops all the stuff in their pockets, or jumping on someones head flattens them, screaming into a jar stores the sound of your scream until you open it type of thing.

[lyrem04]

I think it’d be fun if we had those emotional effects in real life…Like when they’re mad and there’s steam coming out of the ears, or those scribbly clouds over their head when angry or upset. Or when they’re embarrassed and characters cheeks go bright red, or you get sparkly eyes and hearts when you’re in love it would be fun and wayyy better than having to guess how people feels all the time

[Asker]

That sounds like a nightmare, where you can just see people's emotions, that would be impossible to hide cause normally they illogically go through hats and stuff so you can't hide it 😂

[lyrem04]

Yea that’s the point I don’t wanna guess I think if we can see everyone’s emotions it would be fair they can see mine too I wouldn’t mind it would be funnnny

[Asker]

It would definitely be funny but how long do you think it will take for you to get annoyed at it 💀

[lyrem04]

🤔 didn’t think about that

[Apulu_backagain]

I only hate the fact that having cartoon body indirectly gives your immortality. Cuz no matter what you just don't get any injuries.

Where's the fun in the world without my crime documentary Friday night.

[Asker]

Not always, you can choose to be a dying cartoon, you can take it away just how you gave yourself immortality 😂

[Apulu_backagain]

Who wants to die in this world if they gain immortality? What I know is that if everyone got cartoon body then I'll just bury myself 6 feet under the groud and have the longest nap while praying to cartoon jesus.

[Asker]

Well as a believer of Christ, going to heaven is someone I want, how am I gonna do that if I can breath dirt and can't die? 😂

And having the longest nap 6 feet underground is called being dead 😂😂

[Asker]

Something I want*

[Apulu_backagain]

That makes sense.

WAITTT can we monetize our cartoon body? Cuz it's usually super flexible and strong and stuff, so if someone who got cartoon body as a boon joins gymnastics, then that person is basically unstoppable right? And even wrestling! Unless the competition is another cartoon body person. Then in that case it's just competition spiralling into infinity.

[Asker]

If you wanna do that then sure, you are basically a cartoon you can pretty much bend logic to how you want 😂

[Staximus]

I had a cartoon moment last year. This little tweaker walked into the store I work at and walked out with 5 ice cream bars. I ran after him and grabbed him, picked him up and slammed him down in the parking lot and all the shit in his pockets fell out. He was wearing big baggy shorts, though.

[Asker]

Dude they don't pay you enough to play security, you should've let them walk away with the crap 😂

[Staximus]

Yeah he pulled his meth needle out on me, but I got my Glock sawback knife out before he could even get the little orange cap off his needle and take a step. He promptly fucked off with his hands up

[Staximus]

I keep bums in line bro

[Staximus]

I've made a living dealing with scumbags for a long time haha

[Asker]

A Glock blade? I didn't know Glock made blades

[Staximus]

Yeah look up Glock FM 81, best $30 I ever spent. Don't get the counterfeit Chinese one by accident though

[Chazmatazz269]

You can basically teleport by simply drawing a tunnel or a door anywhere you want. Yeah, that would be great! I’d never commute again!

[Asker]

That would be so fire actually 😂

[Anonymous]

I wish you could chase certain people off a cliff with an Acme anvil. Like Gavin Newsom or Karen Bass, two people who have ruined millions of lives.

$17 billion of taxpayer dollars for a high-speed rail and not one mile of track has ever been built in 25 years? On a project that promised no taxpayer dollars ever? And now they want $20 billion more?

And people keep voting for them over and over and over again.

[Asker]

You seemed ready for this question ngl 😂

[DryGermanGuy]

The magic backpack that stores practically your whole household. :-)

[Asker]

Oh definitely or the unlimited pockets lol

[Jeff51]

When I was younger I wanted to be Optimus prime a transformer

[Asker]

Lmao fair enough

[Anonymous]

Running fast as the Speedy Gonzales or the Road Runner.

[Asker]

Lmao that's pretty fire too

[Genie23]

Mutants... I wanted to be one. 🫢

[Asker]

You mean the mutant turtles? 😂

[Genie23]

LOL! Nooooo!! Although, I loved watching TMNT cartoon show and movies too but I don't find the thought of living in sewer system with other turtles very exciting. 🤣

I was talking about being a mutant like Scott or Jean Grey or Kitty or that fire dude... I was a big fan of X-Men evolution series (it's available on YouTube. Check it out someday. It's the best X men version).

[Asker]

I thought fighting crime with action music and cartoony with unrealistic outcomes was a perfect balance to something as lame as living in the sewage lol.

You gotta be more specific, you can't just say mutant and expect me to guess correctly, mostly when it comes to cartoons, by the logic shown in cartoons, all cartoons are basically mutants 😂

[Genie23]

🤣🤣🤣

Okay, you made a very good point. So, I don't blame you, lol

[Asker]

😂😂

[Simslover92]

Being able to die and come back to life.

[Asker]

That's a pretty wild one ngl but valid 😂

[Simslover92]

Lol ikr 😂

[Miah06]

The grabbing someone and stretching them

[Asker]

You asshole 😂

[Miah06]

It would be funny 😤

[Asker]

I'ma put you in a taffy machine

[Miah06]

No😭😭only fun when it happens to others

[Asker]

You are right, you turning to taffy is funny 😂

[Miah06]

Stop 😭i don't like how this feels

[Asker]

Maffy 😂

[Miah06]

Well you used to be a weird foot

[Asker]

I can become a black foot if you want, maybe it will make you feel better

[Miah06]

Nope.

[LiaRaven]

Body elasticity

[Asker]

Interesting choice plastic girl 💀

[LiaRaven]

🫂🙂

[Dongie]

Being indestructible

[Asker]

Lmao wtf