Where would you stick this bottle?

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A few years ago, a Japanese company designed a bottle that could be stuck in sand. Now I've never personally had a problem sticking stuff in sand because, well, it's just sand.

The problem is if you don't have sand to stick it in, it'll tip over. So right now in whatever room you're in, what would you stick this bottle in?

Jersey2 · Accepted Answer

Beyond comedic use, it would make a nice Molotov cocktail. Easy to pitch it.

On the beach, many towns that allow alcohol won’t allow glass for obvious reasons of cuts while swimming or walking or digging in the sand. It looks cool, seems fun, but practically speaking it is a miss.

Get a Yeti Flip 12 and a Yeti Colster and you are all set for many years. Yeah, I was a Frat boy and still think like one at times. Add a Shibumi Shade and you are set. I have perfected my beach setup.

Add some Tommy Bahama beach chairs and it’s so good.

Tarifa · Accepted Answer

If the cap is still on, you might try to put it upside down on a flat surface. Be careful though, as it might tip over easily.

Other than that, it might fit inside a lady's bag, provided the bag has inner compartments. You might have it in the car, as most cars have compartments on the middle console, about where the handbrake would be.

I love the design of this, but it's very limiting if the only purpose is to take it with you to the beach.

FreyaRed · Accepted Answer

A warm place is probably bad idea for a beer.

Advisor Smith · Accepted Answer

If I were looking for a stable spot to stick the bottle in a room without sand, I might consider placing it in a container filled with small stones or pebbles. Alternatively, using a sturdy plant pot with soil could also offer stability. In my experience, creative solutions often come from using available materials to mimic the function needed, ensuring the bottle remains upright.

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

I like my beer cold. So it doesn’t make sense to stick in the sand. It probably tucks more easily into a bucket of ice too. That seems like the way to go.

AviatorTom · Answer

There's no reason to stick it in anything. I'd hold onto it, drink it, then throw it in the trash. 😉

Lliam · Answer

That neck does make a good handle. But you'd better drink it before you use it. If you use it for personal pleasure first, it will get shaken up squirt all over when you pop the top.

Do they come in different sizes? 😂

DryGermanGuy · Answer

I assume, this is considered a dual-use product, so to say? First the guy gets the beer, and then the girl gets the bottle, to "recycle"? :-D

AyChingao · Answer

You could drink it then make a spinny, top thing of it for a few seconds of amusement... or... just drink it

mstbooblover · Answer

Oh Poppy, you naughty girl... I'm sure you have an idea what I've in mind. Well, am I still allowed to suggest using the bottle as dildo, maybe after having drunk the content of course ;0)

ShrunkenGuy · Answer

Silly bottle design. I’d have to get a mug for it from the kitchen. Or just pour it into a glass I guess.

Levin · Answer

For god's sake woman, can you go an hour without dreaming of being plugged!

pierre7i · Answer

It looks vagina-friendly (just so long as there's no sand on it, and clean+smooth) !

Ninania · Answer

Wine rack in the fridge and then I'll poor it in a glass when I open it. Problem solved.

LuXtreme · Answer

Imma just give the OBVIOUS answer that everyone thinks of

DJB72 · Answer

I had a friend used to work the casualty unit serving the Soho area of London. I'm afraid of anyone I see in possession of this bottle...

Shiprex · Answer

In the sand or snow. Snow better as its glass and if that was in the sand and was stood on. Ouch!!

Makeushiver · Answer

Buy some sand-or collwcr your own at nearest beach - though hardware store sand is inexpensive, cleaner & is better around in a concave cup holder

Anpu23 · Answer

In the bedroom there's really only one solution  Wrap a towel or blanket around it

andreasderjuengere · Answer

I'd place it in a mug. That's lame - I know.

dustybiker2 · Answer

My armpit (currently laying down)

Dargil · Answer

Glass recycling?

MicroJ · Answer

Let’s see it’s beer so in my mouth.

Anonymous · Answer

In the refrigerator?

Paige90 · Answer

My mouth

SotiCoto · Answer

The bin.

Anonymous · Answer

Bruh

FenixG45 · Answer

A large glass

robocop666 · Answer

stupid idea

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