What's the dumbest thing you go in trouble for?

[AlwaysFaith]

[Beckybooboo]

I saw a friend at a grocery store as I was using the self checkout, we were so engaged in conversation, I loaded my basket and left without paying 🤦 I'm blonde 😂 My friend called me as I was about a mile away. She said they were about to call the cops on me. I guess I didn't get into "trouble" for it but was about to.

[Anonymous]

Sleeping, I have sleep apnea and work the nightshift
Currently off of work because my doctor says nightshift that I've been working 6 years is messing up my circadian rhythm and that's why I'm have daytime sleepiness.
I'm getting paperwork, so my job can change my schedule.
I've been off work 1 week
So why am I getting in trouble for falling asleep during the day?

[Hellraiser1984]

Standing in line waiting for the bus at school when a younger kid comes up to me and throws a punch in my face by instinct I push him back. The principal comes by and jumps my ass about it. I get a week in detention and the kid becomes a victim and I'm a bully. I did nothing wrong.

[Phoenix98]

Almost drinking myself to death my alcohol poisoning levels were so high the doctor said it was a miracle I was alive.

[QuineJessica]

Forgetting your keys in a house where the door closes automatically ☠️

One day my family went to my grandmother's for the weekend, and I stayed home because I had to study for exams. In fact, I went out with my friends in the evening... and forgot my house keys. Luckily, my friend let me stay overnight at her place, and on Sunday evening my parents arrived. But it was very stressful.

[jennifer_bloom]

To day my dad yelled at me because after our $50 water filter broke down, I replaced it with a $35 filter through Amazon which turned out to be inferior in quality. My dad said I was irresponsible with money because I did not research the product before buying it, and based my decision on Amazon ratings and market price.

[BarryLiverstone]

Kicked out of the clubs for throwing paper cups from the 2nd floor on the people dancing below. Was I drunk? Yes

[Staximus]

Haha don't get me started, I did a lot of stupid shit when I was a teenager

[Staximus]

Probably driving this big tanker truck around inside my high school. I didn't quite make a turn and smashed into a handrail hahaha

[Staximus]

The cops pulled up to my house and I told my mom "I'll be back" . I walked up to the car and they asked me my name, i said "that's me". They said "get in the back" and I jumped in, and they immediately took off like I just jumped in the back of a taxi hahaha. They asked me if I knew where we were going and I said yes. They took me back to the high school, asked me a few questions, wrote me a ticket and then made me walk home.

[dustybiker2]

Talking back to a judge.

[MemeSupreme]

dyed my hair unnatural colors in middle school

[Sun_Kim-Ai]

Gun in the glove box.

[Bigjake199530]

Tbh i shouldn’t probably say lol 😂

[jahaims]

Never got caught