What is the name of your fish?

[RandomGirl42]

I know, some might ask, "Random, what new level of stoopidity is this? How could you have possibly made your pointless ponderings any more pointless? Are you on dope?"

But WAIT! Soon u will see the level of my sheer ingenius geniusness that will propel me into historical history that historians will historize about throughout history!

See, I was sitting here contemplating life, the universe and everything and seeking ways to further my awesomely great narcissism and endless, attention seeking vanity by asking a question on G@G that has never, ever been asked before in the history of anywhere ever. And now, I have done it! I have found the ultimate never-before-asked question! You may all start properly swooning in amazed awe at my amazing awesome achievements now! And don't forget to subscribe to RandomIsAwesome. Com and order your genuine, rubber-stamped autographed picture of Random today! (No refunds)

Some may say, "Random, that is just dumb. Besides, I don't even have a fish."

Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! I say stop right there, jealous naysayers! I have no time for your petty, envious, factual commentary. I must go bask in the glory of my own awesomeness! You can go find your own never-before-asked-question.

Actual simulation of Random in her PJ's talking to a fish just to get views and likes. Random has issues. Random needs therapy.

[purplepoppy]

In my country fish fry are trained to know their name by staff playing it through underwater speakers in their holding tanks at feeding time. Obviously everyone in the tank has the same name.

Once they're a few inches long they're released into the sea to fend for themselves and grow. After 5 years speakers are put into the water and there name called out to bring them back. Over 95% of released fish return.

The fishes used are Hygoelus sp and are extremely tasty. In 2021 a man shouting for his dog caused a mass beaching of over a million fish responding to the name Trixie.

[RandomGirl42]

I suppose that's a reason not to name a dog Trixie.

[FreyaRed]

Wanda.
Wanda should marry Alemannic Tyrant Prince but she chose to drown in waters of a river. Maybe she turned in a fish

[RandomGirl42]

Maybe. I mean, what else have you got to do after you choose to drown in a river?
And that would also mean you'd have, A fish called Wanda. 🐠

[exitseven]

When I was a kid I had a pet dogfish. I caught him and many of his friends and sold them to the local lobsterman for bait. I decided to keep one of the bigger dogfish as a pet. I punched a hole in his dorsal fin and tied a piece of dogfish line through it. I tied the other end to a big rock and had him anchored in the cove. I fed him mackerel for a week or so. Then I let him go. I never got around to naming him.

[msc545]

Wow - you started doing cruelty as a kid and have never stopped... horrible.

[exitseven]

@msc545 It was just a little hole. Think of it as having his ears pierced.

[msc545]

Did you at least get him to sign some consent forms for this? And if he was underage, did you or he get his parents to sign consent forms?

[exitseven]

@msc545 nah, the world was a different place. Dogfish did not have many rights.

[msc545]

That has changed. Abuse fish, get sued...

[exitseven]

@msc545 yes, friggin lawyers.

[msc545]

The only thing worse than lawyers is no lawyers and no law.

[RandomGirl42]

@msc545 And what about no fish?

[msc545]

That is bad too.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[OneViewpoint]

Dinner.

[RandomGirl42]

🤣🤣🤣

[Cal4576]

I dont have a fish but if I did have a fish it would be the fishiest of fishy fishes.
And it would purr like a cat
And hunt like a cat
And pounce like a cat
And eat fishes like a cat
And
Yeah
Cat
It's a Cat
I want a Cat
But it's a cat in fishnets, so it's a catfish
And her name is Slippery Joe

[Staximus]

The fishiest fish is probably a Chub Mackerel

[RandomGirl42]

That's a nice name for a cat... fish in fishnets. If I ever get one of those I will make sure to name her that.

[Staximus]

I had a lionhead goldfish in middle school named Tomato (because his head looked like a tomato). I've had many fish in the past. I had a puffer fish named Little Bastard because he would try to kill and eat any fish he wasn't afraid of.

[Staximus]

This question is not nearly as silly as a person asking "do you have a pet dog?" Anonymously

[RandomGirl42]

Oh, now THAT is just a silly question! Who would be so dumb? That is so laughable! *Deletes her anon account*

[Staximus]

There used to be a lot of idiots asking questions like that anonymously like it's top secret. What would happen if they didn't ask that anonymously? "Holy shit, they know I asked a question!" We all know some of these ding dongs ask the most mundane questions just for points. Why try to hide it? I'm going to ask one just because now haha

[Xawyx-2]

I don't have a fish, but I used to have one when I was a kid.

It didn't have a name, but it was quite expensive.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/teW0KULIir0

[RandomGirl42]

Oh, wtf. I watched that video for 3 minutes and 46 seconds and he never answered how much the damn fish is? Or if it had a name?

[Xawyx-2]

Nope, he never answered it, I'm still wondering how much is the fish :P

[TonyMetal___86]

I don't have a fish but if i had to have one, i'll pick the megalodon so it eats all the RANDOM talking non sense fishes 😂😂

Don't ask me where your fish had vanished, cause i have "NO REFUNDS" 🤣🤣

[RandomGirl42]

Oh. 🐠

[ohsheeT]

I dont know why but for some reason this is just sexy.

[RandomGirl42]

I don't know why but for some reason that really made me laugh. 🤣

[ohsheeT]

Because you know it's true lol

[KishasDarling]

I would name the fish Therapy. So that anyone who needs therapy can borrow the fish.

[RandomGirl42]

Oh! Maybe u could become a Fish Therapist!

[KishasDarling]

That would be a dream. Nobody ever asks fish if they need therapy.

[RandomGirl42]

How could a fish not need therapy?

[AviatorTom]

My fish is Bob. She's female but she likes the name. 🐟

[RandomGirl42]

And that's all that matters. 😊

[Batsy01010101]

The fish were named grandma and grandpa this was back in the 1980s by the way

[RandomGirl42]

Oh. Were they good fish?

[Batsy01010101]

Yeah they were

[RandomGirl42]

🐠🐟🐡

[Kingofkings1992]

@RandomGirl42 is this what you look like in real life? 😊

[RandomGirl42]

Lol, sort of and sometimes. Except I'm not really holding a fish. 🤣

[Static_In_The_Attic]

WHAT is the name of my fish.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

This is why I names my fish WHAT. https://youtu.be/RlllabwmWcc?si=nxoRxAf5r-oiTJ0L

[RandomGirl42]

When?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

When can be the name of your fish & What is the name of my fish.

[RandomGirl42]

Why?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Why can be a turtle.

[RandomGirl42]

What are we going to do with a turtle? A turtle isn't a very exciting pet. It's not like we can take it for walks to the park or something. And what if we did take it to the park and then it got loose and we run around looking for it and yelling its name, "Why! Why!" and people might look at us funny.

[AviatorTom]

@RandomGirl42 I had a pet turtle as a teenager. I used to take it for walks in the backyard, and sometimes it would sneak out onto the driveway. Unfortunately, it never learned that was a bad idea. One day my older sister ran over it with her car.

[RandomGirl42]

@AviatorTom 😭😭😭

[Jennz6]

Random fish 🐟

[RandomGirl42]

That's a nice name. 😊

[msc545]

My fish is named Morton.

[Staximus]

Does he serve overpriced steaks?

[RandomGirl42]

Does Morton get along with your cat Angel?

[msc545]

Yes - they play cards and go bowling together!

[RandomGirl42]

Who usually wins?

[msc545]

They won't tell me, but I think it's Angel.

[slatyb]

Wanda. What else?

[RandomGirl42]

What else.

[Fromdusktilldawn]

baby shark

[RandomGirl42]

What about when it grows up?

[nik_the_cur]

Wanda

[RandomGirl42]

That seems to be a favorite name among fish.

[nik_the_cur]

Life imitates great films

[HДLILБΞУ]

I don't have fish..

[RandomGirl42]

Ha! I was prepared for someone like YOU! Did u not read my disclaimer at the top, vile naysayer!
And I quote someone awesome, namely me,:

"Some may say, "Random, that is just dumb. Besides, I don't even have a fish."

Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! I say stop right there, jealous naysayers! I have no time for your petty, envious, factual commentary. I must go bask in the glory of my own awesomeness! You can go find your own never-before-asked-question."

[In_Trance]

Steve

[RandomGirl42]

That's a good fish name, I suppose. Is he happy with it?