I'm so jaded, I would automatically assume it's a trap, like one of those dick genies that misinterprets your wishes to make them suck.
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Bro... I was thinking about this the entire time I considered it. Dick genies would just twist my one wish and make it all fucked up.
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Which is why you wish smart. I'd wish for the powerball win tonight with the actual winning numbers and that I'm the only one to win it. No loopholes in that. Unlike just saying I want to win a billion dollars and not knowing where it's coming from.
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@Simslover92 And the genie grants your wish, by giving you all the winning numbers, but spread actoss multiple tickets, so you only match two numbers per ticket.
Your total winnings end up being $8, but you're the only one that receives it.
You failed to specify that you wanted the grand prize. đ - 5 mo
I would have gotten even more specific than that I was just giving the example to be realistic and smart about it. I would have also said the grand prize as well.
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Just saying you want a billion dollars wouldn't be smart as it could be stolen money
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5 moDepends on the genie, theyâre infamously known for being tricksters and twisting your desires into something either completely opposite of what you want or something else entirely. You canât guarantee any of your wishes come true based on the fact that theyâre a genie alone
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5 moWell, I'd prolly just wish for everyone to have a good day or something like that and afterwards be like , wtf, was I thinking? I could've' wished for something really serious like a unicorn! 🦄
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5 moOne wish simply turns to infinate wishes. Story is over and I win.

Jump into my bed where all my wishes come true. 20 Reply- 1.5K opinions shared on Other topic.
5 moFor the world to be more empathetic
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Anonymous(30-35)5 moHappily ever after with the love of my life
This gets me what I long most, and since its happily ever after implies the other issues are solved and I am happy. That makes it hard for the genie to cheat the wish, because if there's any kind of thing thrown in where we are not happy the wish isn't valid.10 Reply- 2.4K opinions shared on Other topic.
5 moAs for my ONE WISH I would wish for THREE MORE WISHES.
As for my three wishes they are as followed.
1. Unlimited Wishes.
2. Unlimited Undoâs On Wishes.
3. A 90 Satisfaction Guarantee & 60 Day Warranty On All Wishes.
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5 moI would wish I could win the lottery tonight. No loopholes to that if I play it. Genies will always find a way to make sure there's a loophole. So make your wish realistic and smart.
20 Reply 874 opinions shared on Other topic. One wish? I wan wishing for a million more
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Anonymous(25-29)5 moTo cure all types of mental illnesses such as depression, PTSD, bipolar, ASPD etc.
30 ReplyBillion dollars.
I'm already happy, married, two pensions.
I want an attack helicopter and my Mrs. wants a 5,000 square ft home overlooking the ocean in Phuket.
Billion bucks.10 Reply729 opinions shared on Other topic. I wish for more wishes and the genie HAS to grant them because I wished for more wishes that the genie Has to grant.
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Anonymous(36-45)5 moThat my family stays as long as possible healthy and happy
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5 moFor all pedofiles, sex traffickers, men who hurt women or children, leftists, feminists, to all disappear⌠oh wait thatâs the democrat party supporters.
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5 moTo grant me 10 more wishes 😏
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Difficult to pick one... Plenty to choose from when it's 10
1.4K opinions shared on Other topic. My son to get some friends and a girlfriendâŁď¸
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Anonymous(18-24)5 moMy best friend to be safe and happy
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10 Reply7.4K opinions shared on Other topic. To have the worlds rotation stop immediately.
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5 moPain and suffering worldwide to go away.
30 Reply I would wish to free the genie from slavery amd granting wishes.
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5 moThat my family stays healthy!
21 Reply As much money as I could wish for. At that point, I can live comfortably, and have my money make more money for me.
00 Reply1.1K opinions shared on Other topic. Get rid of bad/evil stuffâŚ
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5 moTo be happy and healthy
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5 moSeveral dozen more wishes.
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5 mo10,000 kg of gold in a big edifice for me.
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10 ReplyI'd wish for unlimited wishes...
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5 moA b. j. from a buxom blonde !!!
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5 moThe Lotto Jackpot. 🤑
10 Reply 757 opinions shared on Other topic. Eternal life.
20 Reply656 opinions shared on Other topic. I'd wish for things to go just right for me.
00 ReplyI would wish for a sub girl to have intimicy with
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5 moten more wishes.
10 Reply 12.8K opinions shared on Other topic. I would like to have a cure for Cancer.
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Anonymous(36-45)5 moTo have more wishes :P
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5 moMore wishes. If that doesn't work, more genies.
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Anonymous(25-29)5 moUnlimited wishes.
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5 moWin powerball.
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But when? A genie is smart and you may not win when you want if you're not specific.
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I'd say at the next drawing
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5 moFreedom from childhood trauma.
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5 moCompanionship.
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5 moMoney
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Anonymous(45 Plus)5 moWhat i want nobody can give me
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5 moBottomless wallet.
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5 moWorld piece!
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