Why do the Gods mock me?

[RandomGirl42]

This question is brought to you by the weather.

I mean, it was 60 F a few days ago, the snow was almost melted, the sun was brightly shining, the birds were happily singing, I could sit outside and drink. All was awesome and bright and beautiful in the world.

And now this horrific , impending disaster. 4-8 inches of white, slushy, fucking gloom and despair. Like, wtf. I am so spending all weekend in bed, feeling sorry for myself, pillow over my head, drunk, drooling and asking, Why do the Gods mock me?

Actual simulation of Random being mocked by the Gods

[ohsheeT]

Well he was thinking that you were bored and so he put some snow on the grounds for you to shovel make a walkway


And I would look at the positive side at least you're going to have more water for your well it's going to be fresher cleaner happier water for all your animals for you so it's actually really good thing anything that you think bad in this world when it happens to you it could be bad for the moment but in the outcome in the end it's a good thing maybe you needed some sleep

[RandomGirl42]

Sleep is always good too. 😴

[RavVid]

Hubris is the most common reason Gods mock mortals.

Have you been thinking you are better them just because you have sat nav on your phone? Or that you are cuter than Aphrodite?

Which on the simulations you are... hmmh, we might have found the issue here.

I just googled "was Aphrodite a jealous bitch?". The answer was yes. She doesn't like cute mortal women whose beauty outshines her's and she is vengeful to them.

[RandomGirl42]

I should have known that bitch was behind this!

[RavVid]

Yes. Did you see what Aphrodite did to that poor girl Pysche? And to Helen. Shocking, really shocking what vanity does.

Thanks for a mho by the way

[jennifer_bloom]

People question the amount of problems God does not use His miraculous strength to prevent, but people do not thank him for the trillions of problems He always prevents that never got into the news. My weight gain at 20 saved me from a serial killer that was stalking me and knew where I lived because when I gained weight, he stopped trying to rape and kill me.

[RandomGirl42]

I'm glad you were saved from that.

[LadyBecks]

Spring is just around the corner!

[RandomGirl42]

And Thank the Gods for that!

[Twodogs0525]

I think he wants you to go play in it, for various reasons. The biggest one being to burn some calories. Maybe make some snowmen and do a little shoveling. Just being in the cold burns a significant amount of calories.

[RandomGirl42]

This is the part where I'm ignoring you. 😊

[Cyfris]

Cheers to that. Allow me to introduce you to track one of my why do the gods hate us and and freeze away our sanity soundtrack...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6L-GUOAhGo

[AngryCarl3]

This begs an even larger question, which is "Does God control the weather?" I mean on a day-to-day basis. It sounds like a lot of work but for an omnipotent entity it must be pretty easy.

[RandomGirl42]

That is a good question. 🤔

[OneViewpoint]

You have this snow thing all wrong. The Gods have seen fit to bless you with virgin snow and gravity. Now go find a mountain and learn to ski.

[RandomGirl42]

Mountain skiing would be awesome if I could do it in summer.

[Agape93]

I don't mock you, i just had to force you to stay inside ;)

[RandomGirl42]

🤣🤣🤣

[AviatorTom]

Maybe the gods would prefer you wear a parka and boots when out in the snow, rather than pink plaid pajamas? 🤔😉

[RandomGirl42]

What have the gods got against my pink flannel jammies? 😦

[shortster]

Spring doesn't start until March 21st. I assume you live in the northern US; somewhere east of the longitudinal line that runs through Dallas, TX? If so, the 60 degree weather is likely a result of the Gulf stream providing your weather. Now you are about to experience weather from the jet stream.

[FreyaRed]

Piglet sacrifice for better weather. Gods demand blood

[RandomGirl42]

Why can't the Gods demand something easier like strawberry jam?

[FreyaRed]

It has been something/someone you really love.

[douride2]

Well it could be worse. Just be glad it wasn't 20-30 below when you got out to shovel all that snow.

[RandomGirl42]

Yes. I am glad for that. Ty. 😊

[Ms_Facesitter]

As immortal beings, they have to do something to kill the time :p

[RandomGirl42]

Yes, I guess it must get boring being the gods.

[strateguy632]

Yes a cold march is unusual. Especially after heat came, but that heat was not "trapped by co2" as the global warming religion claims

[LC75LC71]

Don't take it personal. Neither you or I are important enough to affect mother nature.

[RandomGirl42]

Of course I take it personal!

[slatyb]

Everything makes sense when you accept that there is no God. Shit happens.

[Grond21]

In a simple expression of one-upmanship, I'm getting 14+ inches

[ilistengood]

Looks more like being driven by the gods then actually being mocked by them.

[LiamS95]

Don't stress it will melt and pass. Great times are ahead.

[Staximus]

It was like 90 degrees here today and yesterday, we're having a heatwave

[Bklynbadboy12]

They aren't mocking you the snow can be a good thing

[Dargil]

Sometimes, you just piss them off.

[RandomGirl42]

This is prolly true! 🤣

[purplepoppy]

March comes in like a lamb and leaves like a lion.

[exitseven]

March is the unkindest month of all.

[msc545]

Why not?