If you could have full command over any of these fictional armies, which would you choose?

[Still-alive]

They await your command!

Zombies

Skeletons

Goblins

Demons

Fairies

Orcs

Flying monkeys

[purplepoppy]

Skeletons make crap warriors, they've got no guts. And why haven't monkeys evolved wings yet? Would make sense since they live in trees. Perhaps some monkey bat sex is needed.

I'm going for fairies because they don't take much to feed and no one suspects them until it's too late

[Still-alive]

Yeah but the beauty thing about skeletons is you can replace them easily. good cannon fodder really

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Cannon fodder IS good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_rYWy_7y1Q

[Xawyx-2]

Let's see... Fairies and Demons have the coolest powers...

Orcs have awesome warrior capabilities.

Hmm, Zombies, sure, I can see myself as the Necromancer :P

Flying Monkeys - They were actually quite helpful, the Wicked Witch was satisfied with their services.

Skeletons - Meh, they can scare some people, but lack any powers... or combat skills.

Goblins - Short, not very strong, they can do some devious tricks, but still, nothing special.

Anyway, I voted for the Fairies, they are cool, mysterious, and powerful.

Demons would probably be my second choice.

[Xawyx-2]

Thanks for the MHO

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Lake Fairies

• Abilities: Soaring, No Retaliation, Magic Resistance, Fairy Dust

The No Retaliation is interesting. Good speed also.

[queenofcardio]

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[Still-alive]

pixie dust... of DEATH lol

[queenofcardio]

Lol 😅

[VioletHaze]

Flying monkeys sound cool! Not the most lethal of armies, but cute.

[Still-alive]

[valentina4eva]

fairiesssss 🧚🏻‍♂️🧚🏻‍♂️ only non-scary option & i can steal everyone’s names!!😅😈

[Still-alive]

haha all the women are going with fairies. i knew it would happen :P

[valentina4eva]

lol u should have added more cute options😂🙈

[Still-alive]

maybe ill do a 'cute armies' question lol

[valentina4eva]

yessss😅 then it might actually be a tough decision!!😂

[MrChinaski]

@Still-alive errr... 75% of the guys chose fairies...

[Still-alive]

@MrChinaski they were obviously placed under a spell

[valentina4eva]

🧙🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♀️✨

[andreasderjuengere]

Naked hypersexual Amazons from an isolated island with no men anywhere close?

[7Phoenix7]

Demons… I’d have fun with that lol

[Still-alive]

Hell yeah.

maybe just me but i figured you'd choose zombies because of Michonne lol

[7Phoenix7]

Omg my brother told me to watch that but I haven’t! Lol

[Still-alive]

She's a badass. she has this katana and then as you see here takes these two zombies around with her to mask her from other zombies hehe

[7Phoenix7]

That does sound interesting… like something I’d definitely like. Is it on Netflix lol

[Still-alive]

yes looks like they are. i only really watched up to season 6 i think... then i was a bit tired of it tbh lol. but i definitely liked her character fo sho

[Mon1to]

orcs
I love the lord of the rings

[Apulu_backagain]

Demons.

[Still-alive]

Time to reenact the entirety of the movie 'The Exorcist!'