Difficult question, as far as sheer aggression and size that would go to raccoons. However, biological threat would favor the squirrels since they are more likely to be carriers of rabies. Raccoons aren't too far behind for rabies. An army of rabid raccoons, that would take first place, but we strike at night. Daytime attack would favor rabid squirrels.
Raccoons. They get up to 40 pounds and can grab things with ease. slightly less ADHD than the squirrel
Why need an army when you can just get this little guy
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Racoons without a doubt as they are more cunning than squirrels and not to mention stronger. They also have a pretty intimidating hiss which squirrels don't have and in general they would have better teamwork I would think. So raccoons without a doubts as they would truly be a menacing army :)
Raccoons are not only much bigger than squirrels, the largest squirrel species only gets to about 3.3 pounds where Raccoons can get to 20 pounds but Raccoons are much smarter than Squirrels.
Raccoons are often smarter than dogs and are about as smart as some monkey's.
Then give in the greater adaptability of a Raccoon and all this adds up to an Army of Raccoons being way way more dangerous
Why not both?
Let them fight together until victory, then divide them while manipulating their ambitions and let fight these armies against each other. This is the chapter 1 "divide et impera" in every totalitarian hand book.
Raccoons. They are larger and can carry more ammunition. Also, they know how to disable locks on garbage cans so they are smart. And it takes more than a.22 round to stop them. Plus, they work together as a team.
Raccon army. They are smarter, bigger and more agile than squirrels. Also, if domesticated, are fiercely loyal to their humans.
probably squirrels.
they are a lot smaller and can fit through almost any area and dont know where to start with their speed, agility and their ability to jump and climb almost any surface
Real villains need hardcore army's... The rest of the Armidillos are coming ...
I have a fear of raccoons, so of course I picked that!
way better climbers, harder targets! that, and you see way fewer squirrels did in the middle of streets hit by cars.
Raccoons 100% they are possibly one of the smartest mammals I've ever encountered they can be very vicious if threatened
AH YES, LITTLE RACCOON ARMY. They don't stop their tyrannical reign for a walnut, no, they continue and are crafty little suckers.
At least give them all rabies so when they bite people they have to go to the hospital or die and then they can effect other animals including people's pets
Squirrels are smart. Much more than some might realise.
Raccoons. Squirrels come up to me frequently just to say hello. Raccoons can take out Shepherds sometimes.
Has to be the raccoons because the police can't shoot coons without being accused of racism these days
Raccoons talk as they work together. Communication is key to being terrifying.
Raccoons out of the two. But the real nightmare would clearly be an army of geese
Squirrels, because they can fit into smaller places and it's harder to hit or even see them.
Raccoons those fuckers are evil lived in the country had a few run ends wit them
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