From a Super Villain perspective which would be scarier to unleash a Squirrel Army or a Raccoon Army?

[pervertedjester]

Wondering for reasons... I shall soon make clear to everyone!

The Squirrels. Trained effectively they'd be like Land Piranhas!

The Raccoons. Clever and Crafty these creatures will rip through anything to achive their goals!

[Gravit1]

Difficult question, as far as sheer aggression and size that would go to raccoons. However, biological threat would favor the squirrels since they are more likely to be carriers of rabies. Raccoons aren't too far behind for rabies. An army of rabid raccoons, that would take first place, but we strike at night. Daytime attack would favor rabid squirrels.

[reptocarl2]

Not true. Rodents most never get rabies while skunks and coons are the largest vectors of it in N America

[Gravit1]

@reptocarl2 Thanks for the update, My information on squirrels was faulty. I was taught dogs tended to get rabies from squirrels, but the initial source is more likely racoons or foxes.

[abc3643]

Clearly, it is sea otters...

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[MaidenMandy30]

Raccoons. They get up to 40 pounds and can grab things with ease. slightly less ADHD than the squirrel

[Curabyron]

Why need an army when you can just get this little guy

[torgor67]

Racoons without a doubt as they are more cunning than squirrels and not to mention stronger. They also have a pretty intimidating hiss which squirrels don't have and in general they would have better teamwork I would think. So raccoons without a doubts as they would truly be a menacing army :)

[Waffles731]

Raccoons are not only much bigger than squirrels, the largest squirrel species only gets to about 3.3 pounds where Raccoons can get to 20 pounds but Raccoons are much smarter than Squirrels.

Raccoons are often smarter than dogs and are about as smart as some monkey's.
Then give in the greater adaptability of a Raccoon and all this adds up to an Army of Raccoons being way way more dangerous

[sensible27]

Links? References?

[LoU_Hades]

Why not both?
Let them fight together until victory, then divide them while manipulating their ambitions and let fight these armies against each other. This is the chapter 1 "divide et impera" in every totalitarian hand book.

[Freddy78361]

Raccoons. They are larger and can carry more ammunition. Also, they know how to disable locks on garbage cans so they are smart. And it takes more than a.22 round to stop them. Plus, they work together as a team.

[jgokgotit]

Raccon army. They are smarter, bigger and more agile than squirrels. Also, if domesticated, are fiercely loyal to their humans.

[CasaNorba]

probably squirrels.

they are a lot smaller and can fit through almost any area and dont know where to start with their speed, agility and their ability to jump and climb almost any surface

[WowwGirl]

Real villains need hardcore army's... The rest of the Armidillos are coming ...

[reptocarl2]

I love armadillos. Used to catch them. Only problem is they’re dumber than dirt

[Waffles731]

@reptocarl2 I mean that and they are literally the primary cause of leprosy in the U. S and Mexico

[reptocarl2]

@Waffles731 I know they carry it but I don’t think they can pass it to us. I do know they’re used in research for the disease. I used to read a lot about them but it’s been a long time

[Waffles731]

@reptocarl2 oh no they can pass it, 2 years ago like 25 people in Florida got it

[reptocarl2]

@Waffles731 didn’t know that. I still like them though. They’re singleminded stupidity is funny to me

[reptocarl2]

@Waffles731 There was something strange about them and leprosy when I studied them. It was either they were carriers but couldn’t give it to us OR they were carriers but couldn’t get it themselves. Like I said it’s been a long time. Either way they are used in research for a treatment and or cure for it

[Flower7]

I have a fear of raccoons, so of course I picked that!

[skrewd]

way better climbers, harder targets! that, and you see way fewer squirrels did in the middle of streets hit by cars.

[bodukem]

Raccoons 100% they are possibly one of the smartest mammals I've ever encountered they can be very vicious if threatened

[Lost-Wicked-Artist]

AH YES, LITTLE RACCOON ARMY. They don't stop their tyrannical reign for a walnut, no, they continue and are crafty little suckers.

[clampfan101]

Enough said, am I right? lol

[codyccc]

At least give them all rabies so when they bite people they have to go to the hospital or die and then they can effect other animals including people's pets

[sensible27]

Squirrels are smart. Much more than some might realise.

[Liam_Hayden]

Raccoons. Squirrels come up to me frequently just to say hello. Raccoons can take out Shepherds sometimes.

[purplepoppy]

Has to be the raccoons because the police can't shoot coons without being accused of racism these days

[WowwGirl]

Holy shit

[Juxtapose]

@WowwGirl looool

[WowwGirl]

@Juxtapose I typed what I was thinking 😂😂

[Juxtapose]

@WowwGirl I had a similar reaction ahaha. Totally agree with you.

[WowwGirl]

@Juxtapose least you didn't type it

[Bman4907]

Raccoons talk as they work together. Communication is key to being terrifying.

[AcidT0y]

Raccoons out of the two. But the real nightmare would clearly be an army of geese

[Juxtapose]

Squirrels, because they can fit into smaller places and it's harder to hit or even see them.

[grif429]

Raccoons those fuckers are evil lived in the country had a few run ends wit them

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Either one is fine. Squirrels have more rabies (I think) but raccoons are more aggressive (I think)

[reptocarl2]

No rodents don’t carry rabies. Coons on the other hand are huge vectors of it

[Daniel_Dano]

Raccoons are much heavier , they are a bigger threat

[askmewhy66]

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[askmewhy66]

Squirrels are protecting their nuts

[Lost_Spark]

Squirrels, they got nuts!!

[hotyyy_M20]

Heewy

[Wozarella]

Squirrels. They have nuts.

[TadCurious]

The raccoon army would be much more menacing.

[J2ohhhhh]

Squirrels, they are mini chimpanzees indeed.

[mikodanco]

What the hake are you thinking you gat big head there men

[NYCQuestions1976]

A brigade of tiny giraffes.

[Walrus_au]

better option, breed up drop-bears!!

[reptocarl2]

Plus the raccoons are big carriers of rabies

[Maria_1090]

Squirrels just ask thanos.

[sensible27]

Bruh...

[najekim]

As a Super Villain, I'd unleash both.

[888theGreat]

Squirrels go after your nut sack

[EmbraceThePain]

Definitely raccoon

[Phoenix98]

Squirrels.

[Likes2drive]

Raccoons for sure. You’ve heard of Raccoon city

[Desconhecida]

Obvs the raccoons!!

[jhnny1331]

Only if you want me to laugh myself silly

[startingfitness]

raccoons no doubt

[Iron_Man]

Raccoons

[Provingdatruth]

Flesh eating squirrels!

[meetbadboy]

Oh damn Raccoon

[wtfhunt]

Get a life