Why did my drunk girlfriend come home smelling like sewage and unable to walk?

[Anonymous]

She went drinking with friends and came home had to help her into bed and smelled like sewage.

[RandomGirl42]

Why? Well, when I come crawling home drunk smelling like sewage it usually means somewhere along the line I have made very, very poor life choices and prolly pissed myself too. I should also have a good long talk with myself in the mirror but like I'm gonna' listen to a drunk who talks to herself.

[jazzy34]

She’s probably vomited on herself.

[OneViewpoint]

Why did my drunk girlfriend come home smelling like sewage and unable to walk?

The answer to your question is contained within your question grasshopper.

[NathanDavis]

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[FreyaRed]

It was sewage cleaner party she participated. In 9 months you will be a proud daddy. XD

[exitseven]

she was puking in the bathrrom and she fell in.

[Anonymous]

You need all the help you can get living with an anon.

[BadApple69]

I think someone (when drunk) likes golden showers!

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Not a sexuality related question.

[In_Trance]

I think she's a little old for that

[Anonymous]

Because she likes alcohol.