Guys, do you ever pee, no hands? Girls, what do you think about this Alpha flex?

[RedInnocent69]

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2 mo

There’s a lot of urinal politics girls will just never get… 😔🤭

[LEETSBEREAL]

You should of done a poll with this to get some Stats.

Not sure if you've noticed I think this is a generational thing older guys are saying this is silly or there is actually no point.

The younger men are like it's a cool thing to do.

Very interesting.

I do agree with the comment where the guy says the position of the guy in the pic looks like he is about to be frisked lol he does.

I appreciate you getting the girls views on this as well and I am sorry we don't get it but I think its more to do with hygiene.

I think unless this is a skill that you have so you can do this and get it in the urinal with no mess and absolutely no missing so it's clean. I mean clean 🫧 so no clean up. If that's not the case it may be cool but are you cleaning it up?

Done over time where the guys keep missing because they are actually rubbish at it creates a urine smell because let's just be straight all your doing essentially bottom line is pissing everywhere and some one has to clean it up.

If you can't piss hands free with no clean up. Don't do it.

And if you want to perfect it practice at home. Not in public spaces where someone else has to clean up your mess.

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

Alpha flex? Call me when he can legibly write his name in the snow with no hands. I'm not gonna watch, but until he can do that, it's not impressive, nor a flex.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Damn, where is that snow when we need it

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

Guess we have to wait another half a year to get back to it. Time enough for men to practice their hands-free aim until then.

[Sunrising]

Ez have you not seen the James Bond film "Never Say Never Again"?

Sean Connery didn't need snow to write his name from a sample, perhaps we men are the same too 🙂

[Sunrising]

The clip is worth watching on YouTube 🤣

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

I think the only Bond movie I've ever seen was Goldeneye so I don't know the reference unfortunately.

[MisterWack]

@Ez-Bri-Z_v2 If there was a movie parody that involves a man relieving himself, it would be Goldeneye lmao

[dougeats]

Initials only, my names too long lol

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

Full first name at least

[dougeats]

Oh easy then! but only I can read it lol

[Sunrising]

Never hands free with me, but because of my size if I did, it would be like a firework 🚀 going out of control in reverse 😄

Well usually one hand with me, but the girlfriend needs two to hold it steady.

I was wondering can you get it out, and give it a shake hands free too? 🤔

[RedInnocent69]

I think the girls don’t get that. No, I wasn’t suggesting there’s no pull out and end shake

[RavVid]

Girls don't get urinal game either. Some times no hands for me but I like playing fire hose better.

[RedInnocent69]

I know! Right? Or like when there are those flies as targets 🤭

[RavVid]

Regrettably urinal deodorizer cakes are not being used anymore.

So many men contributing to drilling holes in those cakes that gave me a sense of pride in team achievement.

A thing of yesteryear now. Sad.

by the way ants are good targets when outside.

[RedInnocent69]

Go Team! 😂

[RavVid]

Absolutely!!

It was probably feminists who had the deodorizer cakes removed to spoil our fun.

[RedInnocent69]

Any girls on here at that meeting? 😂

[RavVid]

Thanks for a mho

[RandomGirl42]

I had absolutely no clue how to reply to your question so I asked AI:

That’s… definitely one way to try to impress people 😄

Honestly, most people (guys or girls) don’t see that as “alpha” so much as just a bit immature or trying too hard. Confidence tends to come across more in how someone carries themselves, treats others, and handles situations—not bathroom stunts.

Some might laugh, some might roll their eyes, and a lot would just think “why though?” rather than being impressed.

If the goal is to stand out in a good way, there are way better moves than that.

[Agape93]

It's an alpha flex to not control where your piss goes? Or to touch a wall coated in piss droplets?

[RedInnocent69]

That’s not quite it 🤔

[Agape93]

That's what it's telling me.

[midnightmoon05]

No wonder the male bathrooms always stinks!!
what do I think… don’t use the women’s bathroom!

[Anonymous]

I remember an ex peeing on me like this and slapping me in the face with his dick. Think its a black guy thing.

[RedInnocent69]

😂 Not into water sports, but once bruised the bridge of a girl’s nose, cock-slapping her as a joke 😳

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

On occasion yes, outside, randomly, because why not, it's funny, well, to me at least.

I wouldn't say alpha flex but cute instead, just some childlike blasts from the past you know.

[MisterWack]

“Alpha flex”

No, real men call them what they are an “Alpha Wiz” lmao.

[dougeats]

Yes, but not like that picture that looks like he's going to be frisked lol

[RedInnocent69]

Me neither, but often hands on hips, which is more boss somehow

[dougeats]

I have my hands on hips to hold my shirt away from the action lol

[RedInnocent69]

🤔 Often true 😂

[dougeats]

right? lol

[OneViewpoint]

Not an "Alpha" flex, it's an asshole flex.

[AgentG111]

Yes I can and have, didn't think it was anything amazing, females can stand and pee as well with no hands.

[LEETSBEREAL]

Lol how can we? Are you talking about the she wee? Coz unless your a pro with it and know what your doing. Your going to be walking around stinking.

[AgentG111]

@LEETSBEREAL nope flat out being able to be standing up or bent forwards or backwards.
SheWee is a whole other crazy deal lol.

[LEETSBEREAL]

I mean leaning backwards maybe even that takes balence but not standing...

[LEETSBEREAL]

No hands though yh

[AgentG111]

@LEETSBEREAL you need to visit the US and come out west, hang out with cowboys and cowgirls. Let alone a few of our females troopers.

[LEETSBEREAL]

@AgentG111 Well. Now. Cow girls and female troops would be far more used to doing this than an everyday woman so I imagine yes she would of worked out technique/s to do this as close to standing up as possible. An everyday woman would usually have to squat to avoid any getting on her clothes thats where I am coming from

[AgentG111]

@LEETSBEREAL understandable.

[exitseven]

I pee no hands when I am outdoors. My aim is not grade.

[loveslongnails]

"Alpha flex"? Now that's my nominee for "Joke of the Day"

[NicholasofAustralia]

🙃 "it's a Friday" 😔 - funny

[valentina4eva]

lol men are weird if this is really a flex?🤔😂😂

[NicholasofAustralia]

Just look at those biceps at work 💪🏻🙃💪🏻 lol 😅

[MisterWack]

I don’t view it as a flex.
A flex would simply being able to urinate while standing up, anything more is showing off lmao

[LiamJHayden]

Most of the time, but I am also a clean freak and wipe the tip with tp afterwards.

[jazzy34]

Disgusting and childish.

[RedInnocent69]

Childish, maybe? But why disgusting. Why should a guy hold onto his penis when we doesn’t have to?

[Jennz6]

@RedInnocent69

Wow! Good job Jay

[RedInnocent69]

What can I say? I am but a vessel. Flights of inspiration come in many ways at many times… 😔

[Zionne]

i do not use fingers sometimes

[NicholasofAustralia]

Crikey - 🧻

[queenofcardio]

Okay..

[NicholasofAustralia]

Somehow I think Admin should remove 😦

[NathanDavis]

I'm a responsible owner...

[molonski2]

Ummm NO

Why would I?

[jshm2]

LOL, you know you can sit and pee, right?

[BrittneyHl]

Strange 😹

[NicholasofAustralia]

Very 😦😅

[Sweetdreams1950]

What a strange bunch you are

[Anonymous]

Can't say I do 🤭 it's very Austin Powers movie 1

[Opinion Owner]

Don't slip and hit the wall now - ouch 🤕