If u were a witch or wizard, what spells would u cast?🤔🧙🏻‍♀️🪄✨?

[valentina4eva]

currently, i need someone to teach me a “magically finish cleaning my apartment” spell!!😂😅😂
🔮✨

[kayproduct]

I'd cast for everyone to have knowledge on knowing and properly indulging on the true frequency of what love truly is... Scientifically love is proven to be the highest frequency in the universe I truly believe that love is the answer to save this world imagine if we really all just loved there would be no hate there would be no greed there would be no stinginess there would be no lies no despise no judgments no jealousy it would just all be love and everybody would just be getting along like a big hippie fest lol

[valentina4eva]

yesss!!😊 what a great spell!!💕💕 the world absolutely needs love right now!!💯

[RandomGirl42]

Well, I am a witch and I cast many spells. However I haven't quite figured out the "cleaning spell" yet either. So, sometimes us witches need to resort to older practices. 😊

House is clean!

[valentina4eva]

😂🤣😂 well i guess that would technically solve my immediate issue!!🙈 i might need a spell to conjure a new place to live thooo🪄✨

[Jersey2]

Here’s a hint, the witches cleaning spell involves the witches broom. 99 sweeps on the floor is a start. Don’t forget the witches furniture polish.

[FreyaRed]

Enslaving is the best cleaning option, you withdraw the spell when your slaves and hungry and need sleep of course. What a sane witch would feed her slaves. XD

[RandomGirl42]

@FreyaRed Of course! 🤣

[molonski2]

I'd initially focus on financial spells , better than winning the lottery when you are in my game , I'd probably be investigated for insider trading , so I'd set the spells on 5 day delay..

Now , honestly , Id use the spells to manipulate all sorts of things , I actually love the idea , and the power/ control..

[valentina4eva]

how much $$$ would u conjure up that they would start investigating u for insider trading?🤔😲😲

[molonski2]

Well a couple of mill on a few mysterious occasions would do it..

Example ; this dude has managed 11.5 mill for 20 years , now all of a sudden he is cutting incredible shorts and is worth 100 mill?
Red ♥️ flag x 50
I'd have to be careful with my spells , strategy

[valentina4eva]

ohh i seee!!😲 dw i won’t tell!!🤫🤫

[molonski2]

Shhhhhh Shhhhhh me too
5555

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for me I would cast healing spells, helping spells, friendship spells in addition to cleaning spell on our entire planet.

[valentina4eva]

ohh wowzersss!!😲😲 u must be a very powerful wizard!!✨ i want to help save the world too!!🌎🌎

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A wizard has to start somewhere & starting on our own planet is the way to go. I’m going to need one hell of a wand for this one. Maybe I should practice on the moon first. I always wanted beach front property on the moon anyway.

[valentina4eva]

lol that sounds like a good plan!!😂 once ur done practicing, can i get a beachfront cottage on the moon tooo?😊🌙

[Static_In_The_Attic]

The cottages are in Crater City however I’m sure the planning commission can make a special exception.

[valentina4eva]

yayyy!!🎉🎉 i bet the view is amazingggg!!🌙🤩

[Static_In_The_Attic]

The view is truly something & out of this world it is & if you want to see another amazing view just take a look in the mirror. It’s a little warm on the moon during the day time & if you go out side just don’t forget your sunscreen SPF 9003 because on average it’s about 224 degrees Fahrenheit. At night you will need a light space jacket -298 degrees.

[valentina4eva]

SPF 9003!!😂😂 my makeup only has spf 50, i wonder if that’s close enoughhh🤔😅

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Thank You for the MHO’s for starters. As for makeup I didn’t know it has a SPF (Sun Protection Factor) & sun safety is always a good thing. My sunscreen is SPF 65 & I’m going to have to stock up because I see beach days in my future. SPF 9003 is a magical number I came up with & now I’ll have to try to calculate the real number or try to ask AI.

[Still-alive]

You need to contact Merlin. He will help ya out!

I however would cast some kind of spell that would frankly lock up all those Epstein pedos for good included our pedo president. Then I’d eliminate child poverty and hunger, homelessness.

yeah spells that help people lol

[valentina4eva]

ohh good point!!💯 sadly it really looks like any of the epstein monsters seeing any justice would really take magic!!😵😵

[FreyaRed]

Spell that forces everyone to tell the truth. This would be a thermonuclear detonation for our societies which can't function without lies anymore.

[valentina4eva]

ohhh good answer!!💯 all politicians out of jobs lol

[Kelly6]

@freyared totally agree

[NathanDavis]

"Winterus Aeternus!!"

[valentina4eva]

hmm i donno what spell is this?🤔🤔 win snowball fight?❄️ making snow angels?❄️

[NathanDavis]

Eternal Winter!!

https://i.imgur.com/dM8EPgW.gif

[valentina4eva]

enteral winter?🤔🥶🥶🥶 nooooo!! someone stop this man!!😱

[valentina4eva]

😂🤣 that dog thooo!! 🐶 i guess they are happy with the snow lol

[NathanDavis]

don't you like snowboarding 🏂

since I'd be a wizard... I'd also be able to adjust it, maybe for the winter to be just right above/around me

[NathanDavis]

I'd be joining the dogs for sure... lmao

[valentina4eva]

well yesss!!⛰🏂 but i don’t like being coldddd🥶
i would rather it was warm & sunnyyy!!☀️☀️ maybe u can use ur wizard powers to just take all of my winter over there?🤔

[CriminallyInsane]

Come live in the desert with us Valentina. "Winter" still involves 60 degrees every afternoon.

[CriminallyInsane]

And come spend one day in the summer when it's 110 degrees and you will know why we want winter back...

[NathanDavis]

granted... I'll just take all the winter within, me...

[DryGermanGuy]

@CriminallyInsane
60°F winters are not too bad, really. It's the long 0°F winters, that get to you. :-(

[CriminallyInsane]

@DryGermanGuy I wouldn't know anything about that, I think the lowest temperature I have ever seen here was around 26°F

[valentina4eva]

@CriminallyInsane omggg!!😲😲 that’s 43C i would dieeee😵 okiee i take it all back lol i see why u all want the winter back😅

[NathanDavis]

@valentina4eva I'm about to turn everyone into penguins or huskies instead...

then we can all be happy in forever winterland...

[valentina4eva]

@NathanDavis ohh okie!!😂😂 that actually makes sense thennn!!❄️🌨 I would make a cute penguin, so i approve!!✨🐧✨

[NathanDavis]

which kind of penguin... make your pick, lol

[valentina4eva]

https://i.redd.it/f528av7o0a9g1.jpeg

[valentina4eva]

me & my friends🐧🐧

[NathanDavis]

I bet you're the one zoned out and looking away... lol

[valentina4eva]

😂🤣😂 excuse u sir!! im the cutie on the right (obvi) 🐧🐧
by the way we didn’t even let u in the pic with us because ur not cool enough!!😋

[NathanDavis]

because I would not fit anyway... the frame is not tall enough, lmao...

[NathanDavis]

there you go...

[valentina4eva]

ohh ofc!!😂🤣 frame wasn’t tall enough lol
that seems like a more accurate representation!!😅
which one am i?🤔🐧

[NathanDavis]

of course... you're the tiny one on the left, lol

[valentina4eva]

😂🤣 heyy im not THAT much tinier compared to u!!😤🙈
(cuteness levels are accurate thoo😋)

[NathanDavis]

it's just the equivalent... for the animal kingdom

[NathanDavis]

by the way... last two days have been temps of 42 Celsius and with the warning "Feels like 50C"

[valentina4eva]

omggg 42C i would dieeee!!😵

[NathanDavis]

and that's why... I need this spell, Winterus Aeternus...

[ohsheeT]

The best still is get some bunch of Rags get some disinfectants and cleaner and mop and just start putting that liquid everywhere and then wipe it all up and just keep saying I'll be done with this whole place in 2 seconds or my name isn't Orville Redenbacher just keep saying that over and over until it's done you can always call your friends

[queenofcardio]

I'd definitely change the weather. I want perfect and sunny temperatures all year.

[valentina4eva]

ohh truuu!!☀️☀️ i need to learn this spell before winter here lol

[queenofcardio]

Lol it's been so windy lately. I'm over it 🙄 😒

[valentina4eva]

it’s been superrr nice here for the past few weeks!!☀️☀️ but then today it decided to rain!!😢🌧
but it sounds like u need the weather spell more than me lol

[Still-alive]

Storm will help ya!

[DonaldDarko]

Ones to get rid of all the assholes. Just imagine crime dissappearing over night, slums being deserted banks and law firms being nearly abandoned.

[valentina4eva]

that would be an amazing spell to have tooo!!😲💯 i wishhh

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

τῆλ'trānsportatiō !!

To jump from Greece to Rome to Greece to Rome to Greece to Rome to Greece to Rome 😵‍💫

[valentina4eva]

lol that would be a very good spell too!! and much lower carbon footprint than flying!!🤭

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

[MisterWack]

Thought I answered this one…

Well since I’m here now, I would be a wizard and cast invisibility, duplication, and flight spells.

[valentina4eva]

maybe u posted the first time while u had an invisibility spell on?🤔😲🤔

[MisterWack]

@valentina4eva 👀

[FunkyMonkee]

How about this?

https://youtu.be/B7zyb-VV8ZM?si=fswV7mVVZLVyIQbk

[valentina4eva]

riding in style!!🪄🎃✨

[FunkyMonkee]

All the way!!

[strateguy632]

For clean a WITCH uses her BROOM 😉. But do that reverse spell , from harry potter film in the teacher's house! When teacher hid as a chair.

[valentina4eva]

yesss this is what i need lol 🧹 🧹

[TimothyT]

I'd need someone to teach me a spell to make people more sane and less crazy online haha

[valentina4eva]

i need this spell tooo!!😂😅😅

[TimothyT]

I imagine it's mostly guys that are crazy in your experience? I'm curious, have you ever met someone crazy and disrespectful online that was a girl? 😂

[valentina4eva]

ohh there are for sure some crazyyy girls online too ngl!!😂😅😅 but i think it seems like it’s more often men that go for all the crazy/disrespect online!!😵😵

[TimothyT]

What's your theory about why that is? 😂😂

[Finchie40]

A spell that makes me money so I no longer have to work for a living 😊

[valentina4eva]

🤑🤑🤑

[Nikki1989]

The wipe out all anonymous users' spell.

[valentina4eva]

does it just reveal the anons, or does it completely get rid of them?🤔😲🤔

[strawberryapple]

A self- driving vacuum and a dryer that folds clothes.

[valentina4eva]

lol i also could really use these too!!👌🏻

[glennos89]

I would cast the spell "mind reader" so that I can see what people are thinking off

[valentina4eva]

that would be a very powerful one!!🤔💭💭

[glennos89]

It would be but Im not sure if I want to know everything that's on people minds tbh 😋

[valentina4eva]

lol i agree!!😅😅 u have to be careful of whose mind u read!!🤔😲

[glennos89]

Yeah for sure. Should I watch out reading yours?

[valentina4eva]

lol my brain is too chaotic for mortals to comprehend!!😅🌪🔥

[glennos89]

That makes its a lot more interesting to me then haha

[Jersey2]

I’ll stick to the Harry Potter list of spells. Maybe “Engorgio” spell for date night.

[valentina4eva]

lol ofc!!😂🙈

[Danny_dan92]

Get rid of the trait that makes people selfish/greedy

[valentina4eva]

that would be very useful in todays world!!🤔💯

[Danny_dan92]

Absolutely honey

[loveslongnails]

Not sure I want to reveal them to the public. LOL

[valentina4eva]

smart!!🧐 don’t let anyone know ur powers!!

[loveslongnails]

I will only share that knowledge with you, sweet Valentina... he hehe

[HairF3tish]

Well I would start with one wo teleport you and me to the moon

[valentina4eva]

but i can’t breath on the moon!!🌙😵

[HairF3tish]

Ohh already thought of that but was too lazy to write, obviously we would have some kind of helmets made of from fish bowls magically enchanted to produce their own oxygen

[valentina4eva]

😂 ohhh ofc!! i should have realized lol 👩‍🚀

[Anonymous]

Explosive diarrhea, on a subway, right after the doors close. Boom!😆

[valentina4eva]

noooo😵😵

[Anonymous]

Money spells and spell to remove negativity and enemies out my life

[valentina4eva]

yesss!! i need a spell to remove negatively out of my life tooo!!💯

[Opinion Owner]

Yes fr that would be nice

[Marissa4]

It depends on person curses on those who annoys me. Have thing happen at bad times.

[Techrescueff]

A spell to give me perfect scores on all my exams! 🤣

[valentina4eva]

that would be a very useful spell!!😅💯

[MichaelTrump]

Probably one that would cook and do laundry

[KostasKouvalis]

A spell that made my crush fall in love with me

[Xawyx-2]

I would probably try all the spells available in some of my magic books :P

[Brady]

Cleaning up air pollution
Gettin rid of my problems

[ElenaSeluna]

Eternal sunny weather…😊☀️

[valentina4eva]

sunny weather spell seems to be a common choice!!☀️☀️

[beefcakebradybatson]

I'd cast a spell which makes every broad have big boobs !!!

[abc3643]

Give my exGF's husband ED.

[valentina4eva]

☹️☹️☹️

[Sarah8000]

A spell keeping trump on office forever even if for no reason other than not having 20 million illegals spilling into my country every 4 years

[DryGermanGuy]

„EXPECTO CLEANORUM!!!“ 😬

[valentina4eva]

omgg tyyy!!😆🎉 now i will get all my cleaning done instantly!! i’ll let u know how it works

[DryGermanGuy]

You remember the cool cleanup scene at the beginning of The Half-blood Prince? Although they don't use a voiced spell, just the wands.

[valentina4eva]

yesss🪄 is that why my cleaning spell isn’t working?🤔 i don’t have a magic wand!!☹️

[DryGermanGuy]

Miss, I feel you should visit Ollivander's store at the earliest possibility!

[valentina4eva]

😅😅

🏃🏻‍♀️💨

[Anonymous]

Avada kedarvra on all rapist, murderers, and other criminals.
And on some politicians.
Then on all the men and women who are just bad people.

[WhitneySnow]

Prestidigitation!

[valentina4eva]

i had to google what this even means!!😅 +10 witch points for vocabulary!!✨

[WhitneySnow]

Thanks!!!

[rapfan107]

Shut the mouth of some people that talk bad about others

[whosnumber_1]

So hijack free speech?

[rapfan107]

If taking nasty 💩about other people behind their backs its free speech

[whosnumber_1]

Yup silencing people because you don't like what they say is controlled speech.

[rapfan107]

Sure👌

[andreasderjuengere]

Salmay. Dalmay. Adonay.

[valentina4eva]

what does it do?🤔😅

[andreasderjuengere]

It's a 'Catweazle' spell.
Problem being: nothing works...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VH7yGoplmGo

[Desi_Butcher]

Make Valentina fall madly in love spell 😂

[valentina4eva]

hmmm too bad u didn’t specify who with!!🤔😂😂
and that’s a spell i already haveee😋

[MidnightRivers]

How many are we limited to 😂

[valentina4eva]

i think it depends on how powerful a wizard u are?🤔 🧙‍♂️

[MidnightRivers]

Hmm let's judge power on IQ

low is around 50

Mid is around 100

High is around 130+

When I got mine is was around 120

SO I would do a lot, cure world hunger, diseases, clean all rivers, the ocean rid of micro plastics, trash and so forth, I'd like to do a lot of good with my powers

[valentina4eva]

all superrr good spells!!😊😊 u are a good wizard!!🧙‍♂️✨

[Caurav1997]

I think I saw you somewhere in real life...

[valentina4eva]

😳😳 where do u live?🤔

[Caurav1997]

You work in hotel?

[valentina4eva]

yessss😅 but i have posted that on GaG beforee🤔 i think u are just messing with me lol

[Mon1to]

@whosnumber_1
the portal xd

[whosnumber_1]

I want our portal to be real

[whosnumber_1]

@Mon1to

[Mon1to]

I'll become a witch
with a cool cape>:3

[whosnumber_1]

I will wear my suit of armour.. clang clang clang... Only problem is how do I peeeeeee

[Mon1to]

you will figure it out (eventually)

[TeaTheresa]

I need someone to do my laundry!

[valentina4eva]

lol magic laundry spells seems to be a common choice!!😅

[TeaTheresa]

It takes so little time to do but it takes so damn long because of laziness to fold too haha

[Strayer666]

Love... love... love...

[valentina4eva]

yesss!!💕 i agree💯

[WTheShocker]

Combat energy and healing

[WTheShocker]

Id like to add something more creative

Stun imp/ ghost

[valentina4eva]

who are u planning on fighting?🤔😲

[Agape93]

Avada kedavra

[valentina4eva]

i will stay on ur good side!!😲😲

[Agape93]

Hon its hard to actually get on my bad side lol you're fine

[valentina4eva]

okiee whew!!😮‍💨 i just got scared because of how dangerous the spell was!!😲

[Agape93]

Lol.

[YourExLover69]

Love spell to make someone mine

[Bykurs10]

Probably i would be as Severus Snape ✍️

[AnsariSheikhu]

I don't want to be a wizard

[Leakyfriend]

Stop-procrastinating spell ;-;

[Anonymous]

Groovy spells 🍥🍥

[valentina4eva]

idkk what groovy spells are?😅

[Opinion Owner]

Spells that are whacky 🙃🤭

[valentina4eva]

ohh ofc!!😂😂

[Opinion Owner]

How about a heart shaped box of chocolates for a Valentina? 🍫 It's what every woman wants 😋

[valentina4eva]

lol that is actuallyyy a spell i need to learn!!😅😅 chocolate is my weaknesssss🍫🍫

[Opinion Owner]

🍫 emojis are free : that's the real magic ✨

[Hunter-40m]

Teleportation spell

[Godihateyou]

I'd cast banishment to all LGBTQ+PDFile and Juice.