How do you eat pistachios?

[Anonymous]

Do you eat them like sunflower seeds, full thing in mouth and spit out the shell or do you eat it like a squirrel, you use your hands to open the shell and eat it 😂

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Sunflower seeds are such a diabolic invention, they're constantly testing my patience, all these efforts in cracking the shell with my fingers just to get a nice but tiny microscopic piece of food. I tend to ragequit on them a lot.

I tried to crack them open in my mouth but I ended up with too much shell chunks in my mouth, I totally dislike that.

Pistachios are much nicer in terms of effort/reward ratio. Yes I open the shell first, like sunflower seeds, some people open pistachios in their mouth?

[Iron_Man]

I opened them with my fingers, but you can also buy the no shells and just eat them right in your mouth

[Asker]

They probably charge you more tho I'm almost certain lol

[Iron_Man]

Yes, they do cost more. It’s better to get the ones with the shells and that way you can take your time.

[Vevv123]

Depends, I open them with my hands if they’re the normal ones. But if they’re the Mexicans ones that are coated in chilli, I open those with my teeth. 😌

[Asker]

You always have some legendary recommendations that aren't found anywhere besides one spot 😂

[Vevv123]

You should try opening them with your teeth 😆 I can’t see it being done any other way 😬 you kind of become part squirrel like that 🤭

[Asker]

I think squirrels use their hands, but yea the red ones look good lol

[Vevv123]

For some reason I envisioned them using both their teeth and hands 😆

[12karen]

I recently just tried pistachio... I peel them one by one

[Asker]

Like a squirrel? Lol

[12karen]

Never saw a squirrel peel a pistachio lmao but yeah probably

[Asker]

They open nuts with their hands I think but maybe not

[12karen]

I think too lol

[Staximus]

What savage puts the whole pistachio shell and all in their mouth?

[Asker]

I do, shit got the salt, you gotta try it 😂

[Staximus]

The shells are split. There's plenty of salt in there, Dr. Sodium

[Staximus]

I buy them already out of the shell, crush them, and mix it in with chocolate ice cream

[Asker]

I ran into 4 that are fully sealed, it sucks lol

[purplepoppy]

I'm a greedy little squirrel.

[Asker]

Aww *pats head* 😂

[Staximus]

Well you know what squirrels need

[Asker]

You ruined it *takes back head pat* 😂

[sage2021]

Just eat them like sunflower seeds

[valentina4eva]

🐿🐿🐿🐿

[Lliam]

Already shelled, salted and roasted.

[exitseven]

I pry them out of their shells.

[TeaTheresa]

Yes I do. I only eat the inside.

[Xawyx-2]

Usually with my mouth :P