Well my logic would be, bees pollinate flowers and therefore fertilize the flower. Which is exactly the male role in reproduction. So that is the male toilet.
It is a little out of date but women are sometimes called birds or chicks so that is the female toilet. I think they should have written flowers instead. to carry over the bee theme.
Good observation on the pecker but it is a novel non-traditional interpretation. Since we are dealing with toilets we need to stick with tradition to avoid embarrassments.
Obviously birds are inspiring women to make a cosy nest and hatch some eggs.
@Chazmatazz269 Oh sure, but the bird and the bees is just a symbolical representation of sex with out the nasty gory details of copulation to disturb children's minds.
At my primary school there was a bull paddock alongside it. I will never forget the girl's reaction when a bull mounted a cow right by the school fence. They were quite shocked at seeing bull's cock shoot out.
Another time a cow was birthing right by the road fence on the way home.
The other boys and I were 'well that was fun to see' but bored after 30 seconds. I will never forget the intensity with which the girl's stared however. I think the boys were all disturbed by the girl's reaction. I imagine they were all thinking that will be us soon.
That was probably why the sanitized version of the birds and the bees was created.
Another time a cow was birthing right by the road fence on the way home
An amusing but still good question when I imagine being in that situation. As someone else said here, I think to have a quick look behind the right door just in case the right-left macho logic still works (right supposed male, and left supposed female), and further if wrong, no harm done actually.
OK for the bird being the polite version of "chick", but the bee? The butinating bees are actually all female, but sure, it's still them to visit the flowers, the latter by the way being very often as well male as female... A locale custom I guess :0P
Mind that a lady may also have been mistakenly in the gents facilities: no harm done neither I'd say ;0)
@Chazmatazz269 My mistake then. Mind that in my country when one qualifies a woman as "kieken" (chick or chicken in Flemish) it is rather despising. Another amusing difference is the word "vogel" (bird) which refers to a man's genitals ;0)
Bees have stingers, so i expect they're the male of the species, making birds the female. And in Britain, women have been referred to as birds for a long time...
I'd take a chance, and go with bees, for two reasons:
• Bees are the pollinators, so in essence, they are responsible for spreading genetic material from one plant to another. That seems like a safe allegory for a male.
• Unless I'm mistaken, "birds" is a UK slang term for "women" which would suggest that would be the female restroom.
“Shouldn’t birds be male because they have a pecker”, that is insanely good reasoning but unfortunately I chose Bee before I could. Reason? Men have a “stinger” and I guess women have the “boobies” lmao.
Also it would really depend on the exact photo. Like if it’s an owl, we know its for women definitely because of their “hooters”.
Wait for a woman to go to the toilet/exit the toilet - whichever one she goes to/exits, I'd pick the other one. If it takes too long, I'd find an establishment with a human-readable toilet designation...
Ok, I am confused. Everyone is saying women are birds so use that one. I have the opposite thought in that a penis can be called a bird in slang. Pick a door and immediately look for a urinal. Good luck.
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