Can you tell me a funny joke about animals?

[IknowthatIdontKnow09]

[exitseven]

A man joined the Foreign Legion and after a few months he began to miss having sex, he told the Sergeant about it and he replied "The camel's out back" The recruit was horrified so he did not mention it again for a few more months, By then he was even more sex starved. He asked the Sergeant again and he got the same answer :"The camel's out back:". The recruit still was aghast.
Finally when the recruit was there a year he just could not stand it any more. He asked the Sergeant if the camel was still out back. The Sergeant just pointed to behind the building and said "yes, she's out back"
The recruit ran behind the building shedding various articles of clothing and got behind the camel and gave her the ride of her life. When he finally finished he was covered in sweat and gasping for air. He saw the Sergeant looking at him. He asked "How did I do Sarge?" The Sergeant answered "You did just fine son but most of the guys use the camel to ride into town"

[Chazmatazz269]

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[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO

[Chazmatazz269]

This is a two-part dad joke. You might want to sit down. Ell oh ell!


Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
(Why?)
So they can hide in cherry trees.


Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
(No)
Works good, huh?


Hahahaha!!!
You’re welcome!

[Abbycado]

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks, “Got any grapes?”

The cashier says, “No.”

The next day the duck comes back.

“Got any grapes?”

“No! We don't sell grapes.”

The day after that:

“Got any grapes?”

The cashier, now annoyed, says, “No! And if you ask me again, I'll nail your beak to the floor!”

The next day the duck returns.

“Got any nails?”

“No...”

“Got any grapes?” 🦆🍇

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[Xawyx-2]

Good one 🤣

[Abbycado]

Ty for mho!

[Xawyx-2]

The turtle is carrying a snail on its back.

The snail starts yelling: "Slow down, you maniac, you're gonna kill us both." :-P

[Chazmatazz269]

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[MrChinaski]

Two owls in a tree. First owl says 'Did I tell you I got married?' And the second owl replies 'You twit. To who?'