Can you tell me a joke?

[jamartheg]

[SunflowerApple]

Of course dearest, once upon a time there was a kind woman walking through the forest on a snowy night, she then came upon a frozen snake, she bent down and took it home with her to nurse it back to health, when the snake recovered, it bit her, as she laid on the floor dying, the fire from the fireplace crackling, she asked the snake "why" the snake replied with "bitch you knew I was a snake"

[Agape93]

Some people legit think the world is flat, because minecraft is flat and it has gravity, and the ice wall is real because game of thrones has an ice wall.

[Guy13]

You got the patience…Scores with all the girls. I’m really good in person though. Theatrics.. tone pitch etc.

[Guy13]

Make it your own…I do it this way. In fact I was dating Vet undergraduate and was talking about my dog…and these rashes…and what I tried as lead-in too:
—And I’ve had enough so I went down to the University Vet campus…you know where I’m talking about, right. Nod…As I approached through the window there was a bird 🦅 in a cage and a cat. Bird was moving his mouth and the cat was perched staring at bird. I went in and suddenly (parrot voice) bird said, “pardon me if I litter.”

[Guy13]

Now, for the blonde girls.. especially dyed ones you may have to explain that 1. Birds are known for 💩 outside of their cage. 2. cats have litter boxes and the bird is littering crapping outside of cage…

[Guy13]

It’s clever, clean, requires their full attention, demonstrates that you have some 🧠. Have two more…. and second better be good because they probably will be paying better attention. If they start watching your lips move then you ar in…you want to talk to that girl…but her 🍸 🍸…ask her if she’s good at jokes.. if not then let’s make up one together…. after finished-“you are official joke Master now-great time to kiss 😘 her.

[Guy13]

Memorize 3. Do in front of full mirror. Recoded until you get use to how retatrded you sound😉. NO SEX or STUPID PEOPLE jokes until after first 💋

[Guy__]

Bill gates is a biological woman

[leighbee]

That America is doomed... oh wait it already is 😂

[Joker_]

I can't, busy shitting rn

[Sonorous]

@joker_

[Joker_]

lol‎‎