Tell me the funniest joke you have heard before. Whoever gives the best joke gets MHO.
Most Helpful Guy
A man is really really drunk and stumbles home, he vomits all over himself and passes out, the next morning he wakes up to find himself bathed, his laundry all done and smells a big big breakfast cooking in the kitchen. He goes downstairs and finds his wife cooking and smiling. He asks, 'Why did you do all this for me?'
She says, ' I was really made at you until when I was getting you out of your clothes, you came to long enough to say. "GET YOU'RE DAMN HANDS OFF ME WOMAN, I'M A MARRIED MAN" and then passed out again'3
Most Helpful Girl
Tom gets drunk at the Pub and as he falls of his chair, decides to go home. Unable to walk, he crawls out of the pub, across the street and up the stairs into his bed, finally falling asleep next ro his wife. The next morning he wakes up to his wife looking at him.
"Did you go to the pub again, Tom?" she asks him.
"No," he defends himself. "How did you get that idea?"
"The bartender just called," she replies. "You forgot your wheelchair."2
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