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Two Pavlov jokes:
1. Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell with you?
2. What did Pavlov's dogs do after he retired? They formed the Salivation Army!

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The rules the Amish live by go so far as to prohibit bicycles- not for technological reasons, but because they're seen as something that takes you away from home and family. Roller blades, however, aren't; they're just a form of recreation. So if you live in the right place, you may well be able to see dour-faced mustacheless Amish dudes, clad in buttonless black, zooming down the street in neon green skates like something stolen from an 80's movie.

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  😂😂
  
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Oh this is for my girl @Agape93 if she has something age appropriate lol XD

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- Update_Available
  
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  Al birini vur ötekini
  
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- Agape93
  
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  Lol
  
  Why don't we see Michael Jackson outside schools?
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  Huh?
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  That was for the dude speaking who knows what XD
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  Tell us why! XD
  
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- Agape93
  
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  Because he's dead
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  @Agape93 XD
  
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- Agape93
  
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  Lol I had to try and remember one that isn't fucked up
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  Yeah, no kidding lol. I’ve heard a bunch. They are funny as hell though. The non-alcoholic beer one was a hit with my guy XD
  
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- Agape93
  
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  Lol good I'm glad xD
  
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- Agape93
  
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  Why does the hillbilly girl play the banjo for her brother?
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  Why?
  
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- Agape93
  
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  It's the dinner bell ;)
  
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- Agape93
  
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  How do you know when a Pennsylvania Dutch is a bad marksman?
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  Lmao how?
  
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- Agape93
  
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  You hear them say
  
  Amish!
  
  Everytime they fire
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  Lmao XD
  
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- Agape93
  
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  Whats something invisible and has fucked thousands of men and women?
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  What? XD
  
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- Agape93
  
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  Chernobyl
  
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- Dat-Alpha-Lion
  
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  Perfect opportunity to say student loans lol
  
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Sure!

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When does a Dad joke become a Dad joke?

When it becomes apparent!

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Hmm I'm not sure. I told a Chemistry joke once but it didn't get much of a REACTION. 🧐🥸🤫

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luv u 💕🥰

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something funny

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Whats the difference between 'Ohhh' and 'Ahhh'? 👀

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I sure can!

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Lots.

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My life 😂

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im nekit

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  You’re also telling that to a 16 year old, set yourself on fire and die.
  
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