Tell me a funny story?

[Anonymous]

I'm hungover, I've been suffering all day, I need a good laugh, but first, here's mine.

When i was in grades 3-5, I went to a daytime summer camp during the months of summer in which there was no school.

There was one day when we were particularly rebellious, sparked by me pouring a cup of iced water down one of my counselors backs.

Another counselor saw me, and I thought I was in trouble, but instead, she commended me for how sneaky I was.

This led to other kids doing the same thing, but in the changing room, it was just me and this other kid still there, and his counselor.

I knew he was up to something, cause he was smiling very mischievously as he held a big cup of water and looked at his counselor.

He looked at me, and I couldn't help but smile as I knew exactly what he was thinking. Still smiling, he ran to the urinhole with the cup, held it against the glass, and flushed the toilet water into the cup.

Immediately, I started laughing hysterically as he turned around, still smiling, and faced his counselor. The counselor first said "No" rather jokingly.

He started skipping towards him with the cup, now impatient, the counselor again said "NO" a bit louder that time.

Still, he continued skipping towards him with the cup, and I was laughing harder with every joyous step he took. He was within a few feet of his counselor when he yelled, "NOOOOOOO!" Quite angrily, and the kid splashed the entire cup of toilet water onto his face.

We both walked out, zombie like cause we were laughing so hard😂😂😂😂

[patrick994]

It was a quiet morning at the high school, and the class was waiting for the arrival of the math teacher, the feared Mr. Rossi. As the students chatted and joked, one student, Marco, had a crazy idea.

Marco decided to hide under the teacher's desk, waiting for the right moment to scare him when he entered the classroom. The other students, amused by the idea, helped him hide and set everything up.

When Mr. Rossi entered the classroom, the students fell silent and took their seats. The teacher began his lesson, unaware of what was about to happen.

After a few minutes, while Mr. Rossi was writing equations on the board, Marco suddenly peeked out from his hiding place under the desk, making a sudden noise. The teacher, completely startled, jumped in the air and shouted, startling all the other students.

The class erupted into uproarious laughter as the teacher tried to recover from the scare. Even Mr. Rossi, after a moment of confusion, couldn't help but laugh at himself.

From that day on, Marco became a legend among his classmates, and Mr. Rossi began each of his lessons with a watchful eye under the desk, hoping not to be surprised by any more unexpected incursions.

[FunkyMonkee]

A bear was shitting in the woods when a little white bunny hopped along looking for a good place to shit. He noticed the bear taking a shit and figured, that must be a good place so, he hopped over next to the bear and started shitting, too. The bear looked at the bunny for a moment and asked, "Do you ever have any trouble with shit sticking to your fur?" The bunny said, "Why, no, I never do.". So, the bear reached over, picked up the bunny and wiped his ass with him.

[Cutegirl06]

My younger sister was wrestling the neighbor boy yesterday in the snow. She grabbed his jacket and pulled it up his back then poured snow on his back 🤣🤣 He said it was freezing 🥶

[patrick994]

ahahah oh my god, poor guy

[Cutegirl06]

@patrick994 They wrestle all the time. When they wrestle in the house, she pulls his shirt over his head and plays drums on his back 🤣 Sometimes she pulls his shirt over his head so he can't see and then she wins! When she wins she slaps his belly! Not hard though. He did put snow down her jacket. They are too cute when they wrestle each other 😂

[patrick994]

ahahah you can tell they love each other a lot,

[Cutegirl06]

@patrick994 Yup!!

[Cutegirl06]

Thanks for MHO!!

[strateguy632]

a ventriloquist was doing his dialog. suddenly the puppet said "you are crazy"

v: i Am not!

p: you are talking to ME

lol