Do you have a funny story?

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It can be a practical joke that you pulled on somebody or a drunken escapade/ Or maybe it is something really embarrassing that you witnessed.

Lliam · Accepted Answer

One time in high school, I had friends in my car and I was following a friend who had people in his car. We were smoking weed and driving in a residential neighborhood at night. He went into a deserted, 4 stop intersection and started driving in circles. I followed him.

All of a sudden, he pulled over to the curb and I pulled over behind him. Then I saw a cop car stopped behind me with its lights on. I thought my friend had pulled over when he saw the cop behind us.

The cop came up to my window. I recognized him. He was actually a nice guy. My car reeked of weed. He said "Have you been drinking?" ROFL.
I said "No sir" and he told me to go stand by his car while he went up and talked to the other driver.
I had a bag of weed in my pocket and was afraid he would search me, so I stashed it behind the back bumper of the cop car.

All the officer did was write us tickets for reckless driving.

Afterwards, my friend said the reason he had pulled over was because he ran out of gas. He hadn't even noticed the cop. 🤣🤣🤣

Wiredone · Accepted Answer

One time I was on a job while I worked for an employer. One of my coworkers went in the porta potty to take a dump. Myself and a few other coworkers dropped rocks down the vent chute. Then I got the bright idea to drop a brick. That made the biggest splash. Splashed all over him. He actually thew up in there. We did it the day before they were supposed to come clean it out so it had a weeks worth of pee and poop in it.

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

I discovered Buffalo wings at a dive bar called “The Frog Pond” in Battle Creek, Michigan. They had ten cent wings and $2.50 quarts of domestic beer. I could eat my fill, get a solid buzz, and barely break a twenty including a handsome tip!
One night, i had to pee pretty bad by the time i finished eating. So i went to the bathroom and skipped the pre-tinkle handwashing. I washed my hands thoroughly after and went back to the bar to finish my beer. It didn’t take very long before i could detect a tingle in my BVDs. I already suspected what was happening but i had no idea how bad it was going to get. I was a fifteen minute walk from home and the bathroom at the bar was a single stall with no lock on the door. I had to go into that bathroom and wash my weiner in the sink while praying nobody tried to enter because the sink was in full view of half the bar when the door was open.
Even if it had been better designed, who wants to be the guy caught washing his willy in the sink of a public bathroom even by one other person?
Fortunately i was able to finish the job without any additional embarrassment. But it turns out i’m a slow learner.
Years later i came home from work and prepared a salad with fresh jalapenos for dinner. I ate my delicious creation and didn’t even think twice before going to the bathroom to take out my contact lenses.
I thought about it long and hard immediately after though!
Ell oh ell!
I still luv spicy food! Planning around my palate has become quite an intensive process though.

Caroline91 · Answer

On a first date, we were at a performance at a place called the Bird Cage Theater and I was laughing so hard that I fell off my seat and bounced down several of the aisle steps on my rear end. My date scooped me up, put me back in my seat and held me up for the rest of the performance. Afterwards, I was still laughing and I asked him "Wasn't that the funniest thing you ever saw?" and he said "It sure was. And nobody was looking at the stage!" Then HE couldn't stop laughing.

sage2021 · Answer

When I was in the delivery room right after giving birth to my son, I was trying to get the big heavy green surgical sheet off of me and while I was feeling around for a place to grab it so I could pull it off of me - I accidentally grabbed the male nurses private parts while he was standing right next to me taking my blood pressure.
His eyes 👁️👁️ 👀 got as big as saucers when I did that. We were both so embarrassed 😳

DancingQueen16 · Answer

This happened when I was in high school and one day I wore this pink and grey sweatsuit to school and when I got to my last class of the day which was art I noticed that the girl who sat next to me was wearing the exact same sweatsuit it was so funny because we didn't even plan to wear matching outfits that day because we barely knew each other

ProbablyClueless · Answer

There was the time my therapist I was seeing my deep seated distrust of women (recommended by my mother) ghosted me after giving me a hug and congratulating me for being able to trust her enough to open up.

Beckybooboo · Answer

When I was 15, I spent the night at a friend's house and she dared me to "seduce" her 16 yr old brother. I didn't want to because he was always nice to me but I figured, what the heck lol... he saw right through it!

Vevv123 · Answer

One time I was really upset because this guy kept staring at me and the whole time I had jelly smeared on my left cheek, that's what I realized when I got in my car to check.

robocop666 · Answer

so many I struggle to keep count

DishLady · Answer

Too many

Anonymous · Answer

Meh, my life is a funny story :P

DrPepper12 · Answer

Yes.

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