What's the funniest story you have from work?

[Agape93]

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When I was just getting started at work, I got into martial arts. I trained to do kicks and punches and yell...

I got into a conversation with a female co-worker in the hallway where she said something that hurt my feelings, not meaning to... and without thought, my reflex... I did a side kick just like in practice!

Didn't hit her, but I was shocked at my response.

I was a bit embarrassed!!!

I was a weird dude in my own mind... and I realized, what we practice and repeat... that is what we do!

[jamesgoldman]

The jewellery business gives me nothing but my restaurant days

You have the waitress harasser who ended up carried out in his chair and thrown into the gutter by about 9 of us (her dad wasn't there, if he was well we've all seen The Sopranos right)

Mr shoe sole steak, thing was so overcooked at his request that's the only use I can fathom for it

The time I dropped a customer's watch, it survived but the floor tile didn't fair as well

There are others but they don't spring to mind

[Twalli]

I used to volunteer at a place my mom worked. As moms sometimes do, she came up behind me one day and messed around with my shirt, fixing the collar and such. Most people there knew she was my mom, but one person didn't. She said to a coworker "Did _______ just molest a volunteer?"

[Agape93]

Lmfao xD

[Sun_Kim-Ai]

Once one of the first times I went to one of the production plants of my father's company for an internship, people had no idea who I was.

They asked me my name, I would tell them, and more than one went like "Oh, you got the same name as the company!", not realizing I was the son of the owner. That said, my father' surname is pretty common in our geographical area, so there are many people with his surname working in his factories and that aren't related with him.

[Anpu23]

I think that my funniest stories either border on sexual harassment or are simply NSFW. Like the employee caught using the Cash register to watch p*rn while on shift, or the HR manager talking about "trying out" one of the bosses desks as I was coming around the corner. Or even the boss who spent most of his time in the strip bars and would expect us to meet him there if we needed anything (this was the 80s).

[Sixgunsound]

Military, hospital, or school district? Not much funny going on in any of those places, but a lot that makes you think about whether humanity was a mistake.

[TrillXHippy]

Unfortunately I got nothing