What’s the funniest thing that happened at your job?

[Anonymous]

I work at Walmart and I work in the Housewares department. I don’t know what they used to draw it, but someone drew a dick on the floor. It took us days to get rid of the drawing 😂

[Anonymous]

I work at Papa John's and yesterday, the phone rang so I answered it. It was like 40 degrees inside so we were all visibly and audibly shivering. The woman who called asked me if I was alright, then I told her it was very cold inside. She told me her order was taking too long and she wanted me to check on it. So for some of our delivery orders, we pass them on to doordash for them to handle. This was one of those orders. I remember giving the dasher her pies. Once an order is out for delivery, I can’t see how far out the driver is, and since it was passed on to doordash, I couldn’t see who was delivering the pizza. I told her this, and she flat out didn’t believe me. She said yes I can when I really can’t. She said that I work in a pizza place and to “do my fucking job” (spoiler alert: I WAS “doing my fucking job”). Then she said that she was gonna call the corporate office to report me and that she was being “very nice” and that I sounded like I was having a panic attack and that this is “completely abnormal”. That’s when she asked to talk to my boss, so I got him. When he got off the phone, he told us she threatened to call the police for “holding that ‘poor girl’ hostage in a freezer”. Yup, my boss definitely held me hostage in a freezer with a telephone 🙄. I hate how when a customer is rude to me, I just have to take it, but if I’m rude to them, I could lose my job over that

[Asker]

Holding you hostage in a freezer? 🤣

[Opinion Owner]

We all had a good laugh on how absurd that karen was being afterwards

[jennifer_bloom]

There were a bunch of guys that would tell jokes at work but I only remember one exact one that was funnier than the others. The week we got laid off due to covid lockdowns, a guy who was in a different department in the building and able to keep his job, tried to make us feel better about losing our roles by giving us a cute face and saying "don't party too hard now." I thought that was comical - to describe unemployment as a party event and like its a free for all chaos celebration rather than a lack of purpose and social opportunity. He was not good looking, but very funny and smart and a lot of girls liked him.

[Anonymous]

There was a dude who was raging. I wasn’t there at the time and thank God but he got so mad that he took a giant dumb on the toilet seat. It was intentional. There is no way someone misses the toilet that bad. They had to clean up his poop After literally dealing with his shit at the store

[Asker]

Oh no 😂 People are crazy!

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah I would never clean that up. They weren’t paying me enough to deal with that

[AmeerX]

Two guys father and son came abusing us that we gave the someone fuel on there son's credit to someone unknown. When we took out photo footage and car number matched, the women was with another man allegedly driving the car and she was the son's wife🤣.

[Dinklex3]

A pt of ours hated our coworker so much he wrote his name down on a napkin and carried it with him "so I won't ever forget that I fucking hate that guy".

Was pretty funny to me.

[Jccowen77]

Somebody drove into the side of the building not long ago in the parking area. They claimed it was their new work shoes that made braking uncomfortable. I think they were stoned myself.

[TadCurious]

I'm surprised they didn't draw it in women's lingerie.