Tell me the funniest thing that has happened to you?

[Anonymous]

tell me a funny story about your life, it doesn't have to be super funny just entertaining

[TimeAndTimeAgain]

Directly from my blog. Sorry if it's long. xD

When I was in 6th or 7th grade, I was staring at the calendar in class one day for some reason, and so were a lot of other people. Beside me were two other girls - one of them I remember was quite hot, and most of the guys in our class had a habbit on hitting on her and doing a lot of things that I don’t think either of their parents would approve of it.

Anyways, while I was there, staring at the calender, and just minding my own business, this girl suddenly turns to me and glares at my face. It was quite scary, actually. Confused, all I managed to say was “What? o.o”. After a few half seconds, she then smacks me right in the face. It was way too fast to hurt, that it actually maybe me smile and repeat what I had just said before she had so gracefully given me a taste of her anger.

Shortly after that though, the sound of laughter caught our ears, and we both turned to see one of the most perverted kids in our class, simply laughing his ass off. I was still confused at the time, but the fact that she immediately proceeded to chase him after laying her eyes upon him, made me think that he was obviously responsible for whatever the hell had just happened.

I can’t really remember what happened after that, so how I eventually managed to figure out what made her react like that is unclear. All I know is that while the two of us were looking at the calender, the kid took the opportunity to feel her butt, and make it look as though I had done it. Which is funny, because I was pretty much the last kid in that class that ANYONE would expect this sort of behavior from.

But hey! Had I known that the only punishment I would have received for gropping her butt, would be a slap like that, I would have definitely gone for it. Oh well…

[Asker]

Thats funny but you should never touch a girls butt with out her permission, that's violating her free will

[TimeAndTimeAgain]

That guy seem to have gotten away with it just fine. >_>

But lol don't worry. I'm one of the few guys in this world who isn't at all attracted to butts. xD

[Voltaire]

Last year, I tore up my shoulder playing football, got surgery, spent 6 months rehabbing it and finally got cleared to play sports again a few months ago. First day of practice this year, I did the same thing to my other shoulder.

[Asker]

That sucks that that happened twice

[Voltaire]

I guess. My friends found it funny as hell though.

[BrownEyeBridget]

One day I was in a big rush to get somewhere and leaving a building so I was running to the door and completely missed the handle! The doors are glass and I ran straight into them, my face smashed against the glass and I fell down! Just my luck, 5 cute guys were all just approaching the door to come inside right when they saw me basically sprint to a door and smash into it lol so embarrassing!

(PS It was one of those doors you open by like pressing down on a bar thing lol)

[Universe]

Of course it happens in front of cute guys. That's hilarious XD

[BrownEyeBridget]

Haha ikr I was like well..........greeeaaat.... hahah

[katherrrrine545]

Once I was wearing white jeans, I slipped in the mud in front of about 70 people. Everyone saw. I My jeans were now brown instead of white. I also lost my flipflop in the mud.