It's WICKED Wednesday, what is the Wickedest thing you've ever done?

[AviatorTom]

It's WICKED Wednesday, what is the Wickedest thing you've ever done?

Be honest, tell us the wicked story 😏

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You may have heard this story before. Years ago, while troubleshooting a problem in its control system, I inadvertently shutdown the rail transit system of a major European city during morning rush hour. All trains safely came to a stop, some of them between stations; no one was injured, just delayed. We got things going 30 minutes later, and interestingly, the media blamed the shutdown on the electric power company.

[Staximus]

I was drunk at party in my friend’s backyard when I was 23. A big guy told me he was going to fuck my mom. He was about 6’4”, 220 lbs and not fat at all. My mom has died from cancer 3 years before and I had already drank 3 12 oz. beer mugs full of ice and Crown Royal whiskey, so naturally I punched him in the jaw to get the party started. He responded by giving me 4 hook shots to the sides of my head, left right left right. The last right hook sent my hat and glasses flying off my head. watched them flying through the air in slow motion and was so drunk I just started laughing. His eyes got real big from the shock of me just laughing at him. While he was stupefied I threw my beer mug full of whiskey in my left hand up in the air, caught it with my right, and brought it down on his head like a hammer. My friend stepped between us to break it up and suddenly I was about to hit my friend in the head. Everything was in slow motion. Somehow I got the beer mug around his head and hit that big surly bastard the side of his head next to his right eye. He went down like a fucking tree and was bleeding all over the place, girls were screaming, it was a fucking mess. A few of his buddies wanted to jump me, but my friends promptly ejected them from the party. They all weighed like 100 pounds less than me and I was so angry, I would have torn through them like the Tasmanian devil and probably had a heart attack. I had been practicing fighting off 4 of my friends at once for 5 years straight and could pick up a small block Ford engine out of the back of a pickup truck at that time. The guy ended upup going to the hospital. It was stupid, I could have liked the poor bastard. I know this all sounds like crazy bullshit but I have plenty of witnesses

[Staximus]

I meant I could have killed the poor bastard, not liked

[AngryCarl3]

That story is so crazy it has to be true.

[exitseven]

I went to college in upstate New York. We got a lot of snow in the winter. One night we got over 30 inches of snow and I was driving somebody downtown to buy a new car battery for her car. It took me about an hour to dig my car out. I stole a traffic cone somewhere and used it so nobody would park in my parking space. I was not even out of the parking lot when I saw a kid pull into my space. When it got dark out, I went outside with a couple of friends. I kept a snow shovel in my trunk and the other two had cafeteria trays. We buried this kids car. The parking space was in the back of the parking lot. We buried it under a couple of feet of snow and it just looked like a big snow bank instead of a car.

The kid came out the next day and at first he thought the car was stolen but realized that it was under several feet of snow. He was a rich kid so he had to hire a snowplow to come and dig him out.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[jennifer_bloom]

When I was 30 I liked a guy from church that I thought was 27 and I later learned he was 18 and that was very embarrassing. I did not tell him I liked him so that was mercifully not as bad as it could have been. He was very mature for his age, a friend of mine thought he was 29.

[Espresso86]

I don't know if this count I have friend who was dating a guy who was cheating on her though dating site asked me to help her catch him. Does this count?

[AviatorTom]

@espresso86 If you want it to count, it counts. 👍

[Espresso86]

Thank You for MHO.

[Chazmatazz269]

It’s a tie.


I r*ped a woman. We were getting pretty hot and heavy and when she said “stop” i didn’t. She called me out the next day. We kept dating and even had mutually satisfying consensual sex later. She didn’t even use the ‘R’ word when she called me out, but her description of how it went down from her perspective made it undeniable. I’m very grateful for her forgiving attitude about it. I’m not sure how i would have lived with it otherwise.
I have never had an experience like that since, but i would definitely react differently if i had.


I thought i killed a man. It was just a fistfight over something stoopid. I landed a clean shot to his chin and he fell straight back, hitting his head on the sidewalk. The sound of his head hitting the ground was sickening, and he didn’t move again. I freaked out and ran home. I lived fairly nearby and i kept my ears open for sirens that never came.
I checked the papers for any news on the matter but never found anything. So i’m guessing he came to and went about his business. I remember being afraid of every cop for weeks. He was a complete stranger. So i didn’t even know how to find him to see if he was okay.
That’s a terrible feeling. I don’t think i would behave that way again. I would apply first aid, call 911 and take my lumps.

[Cidknee]

You poor guy! You did NOT rape her. You were under her spell. She's a enchantress!

[AngryCarl3]

@chazmatazz269 Lucky for you she enjoyed it!

[Cidknee]

I had an incident fairly similar to the other one. But he was in a truck and he didn't hit his head falling.

[Phoenix98]

If you've ever seen the karate kid movie the original one that scene in the final fight against Johnny where Daniel does the crane kick.

Well I had a moment like that during a tournament one time. I was fighting an opponent who was a brown belt and I was a green belt at the time so they were two belt ranks ahead of me and they tried to hit my in the chest with a punch and I blocked it and countered them with a absolutely beautiful round house kick to the neck.

I lost the match they had more points then I did but the crowded cheered and gasped when I hit my opponent with that roundhouse kick. And apparently I gained a lot of respect from many of the masters/dojo owners watching the match because of how flawless that kick/counter was.

[molonski2]

Wicked hmmmm , I don't know , sleeping with 11 married women ( starting when I was 18 )

3x thressomes

2x gangbangs


Had sex with an ex - friends 2 x girlfriends ( two different ones ) - long story , not just being a prck

The 70s and 80s where different times ( look to some USA rocks stars ) , so we won't make any confessions there.

I'm sure there are other things..

[usernameobvious]

I still haven't decided to wrap up my GirlsAskGuys journey for good all these years and just retire peacefully to instead enjoy the offline world better , less eye strain and more real world time enjoying the real world :)

After all, barely many active users here's anymore, as if a ghost town of a Reddit

[TonyMetal___1986]

When i was 10 or 11, i smashed eggs on cars windshields in the parking lot, until one day i was caught by an woman, i enjoyed throwing them and hiding behind the wall of my balcony, thought that i was in vietnam throwing handgrenades 😂😂

That's what happens when you leave your kid watching too much war movies related to Sean Penn haha

[ThisSiteSux]

I dated this girl so I could run recon on her house. See her little brother stabbed my best friend and almost killed him thinking he was me. I found his father's gone and learned everything about his habits. I made him paranoid and let him know the cops would be better for him then if I got him alone so I told him where his father's gun was and he ended himself 3 days before highschool graduation. Never talked to his sister again and she didn't even know my real name.

[DishLady]

Hmm. I have to think about it. I'm not a wicked person in general. Or do you mean the Bostonian "Wicked" like "Cool"?

[Anonymous]

I was bullied by this kid in school. One day his dad unalived himself. The next day i thought, "there's no day he's going to bully me today". Nope he starts bullying me again just like clockwork. So to get him back i asked him how his dad was. I know he bullied me. But it was still a pretty low thing to do to him.

[slatyb]

I continued dating a woman when I knew I was going to end it. Then I did after wasting six months of her life and breaking her heart. Don´t engender love that you aren´t going to return.

[Anonymous]

I cannot think of anything wicked I have done because I have always been a strong believer in karma and I always behave.

[NathanDavis]

went into a public bathroom in Walmart... and used it too...

[Nikki1989]

I won't be repeating any of those things on here.

[_Jenny_]

@AviatorTom

Tom, I can’t tell that story on the Forum, it’s embarrassing

[DirtyOldMan777]

do tell

[CubaPirate]

@_jenny_ pm me your story

[Massageman]

We used to hand pour some candles about 35-40 years ago to give to our daughters. Some wide ones were even double and triple-wicked.

[Jersey2]

“Something wicked this way comes”. Who wrote that?

Anyway, no I haven’t done anything I think of as wicked.

[Iron_Man]

I don’t remember it. I’m not a wicked person

[AngryCarl3]

That's a funny story, but not particularly wicked.

Me, I'm going to plead the Fifth.

[msc545]

I once stole somebody's car keys and never gave them back.

[Damian8980]

I slept with my friends girlfriend and her mom at the same time

[Xawyx-2]

I don't do wicked things.

[Cidknee]

Shit, you think I'll tell?

[AgentG111]

Something very adult.

[Anonymous]

Threesome with two guys

[Cidknee]

Amateur

[Opinion Owner]

@Cidknee Yes

[Cidknee]

😂🔥🎇🎆

[Anonymous]

I tried to poison my co-worker

[DirtyOldMan777]

family