Could CERN be causing time to feel slower and reality to glitch?

[Lanniccyy]

Okay so I’m just now hearing about what the CERN machine. fyi this is more for consistency, but I herd it got turned of June 29th and a lot of people feel like time has been moving slower and that they been dreaming more and I feel that same way. I believe in god and jesus, but I have been feeling like a shift I been dreaming every single day lately and time does feel slower, and one day I was sitting with my boyfriend in the car and he looked at me but I swear when I was looking at him for a split second I seen like a glitch like on my life it was weird i started touching his face a all over and he got confused and I was like I swear I just seen something then we went back to conversation but It was really weird
(I’m not taking drugs or in anything😂 ) but yeah it creeped me out and now I’m hearing about this from other people about this CERN machine. This is more for conspiracy because y’all a little feisty on this app.

[OneViewpoint]

It's true, they had to shut down the Large Hadron Collider at CERN. They ripped a hole in the spacetime continuum and intelligent guacamole from the 11th dimension was leaking into our reality. This is not the first time these bastards at CERN have fucked up the universe. About ten years ago their shenanigans caused 100 million Americans to lose touch with reality and start worshiping an Orange Jesus from another universe.

[Nikki1989]

The internet theory connecting CERN to reality "glitches" is genuinely interesting culturally, but it is not supported by any evidence.

[Anonymous]

It would have to have the mass of a planet for anything like that to be possible and even then Katherine Freese says probably not.

[FrodoSkywalker007]

Sounds about right..

[slatyb]

No, it can't