Did you know that before Sir Isaac Newton invented gravity, people could fly?

[BCRanger10]

Thanks for nothing, JERK!

[NathanDavis]

1869?

[BCRanger10]

Yeah. Why, what's the problem?

[NathanDavis]

I'm quite sure that I had be careful with my wings not spreading... a bit before that

[DryGermanGuy]

You should be careful with the irony, the rubes might take it literal and demand the removal of physics from school curriculums and physics books from libraries. Just look at the damage that kook RFK junior has caused in the medical field with his bullshit.

[Veronika_p]

Hell no 😆 you tripping, he discovered gravity... not invent... i guess this has to be some sort of ragebait 😆

[BCRanger10]

Are you NOT raging that we can't fly?

[BCRanger10]

... anymore?

[Kassandra1994]

Well unless you were into witch carft but in human world nope.

[BCRanger10]

Actually, some Catholic Saints are reported to have levitated at times, perhaps the most well-known example being Saint Joseph of Cupertino.

[Kassandra1994]

Yeah I do pray to Saints and do a prayer for a week as a offering.

Is it truth that you guys The Catholic Chruch are always debating with the Protestant chruchs?

[BadApple69]

Yes but the problem with flying was as Confucius documented: “Woman who fly upside down have hairy crack up. “
This was an issue that newton fixed with his new invention gravity.

[OneViewpoint]

Isaac Newton did not invent gravity. It was around for several years before he was born.

[SparklingWine10]

Yeah, I learned this watching Wiley E. Coyote cartoons.

[AngryCarl3]

Sure, they COULD fly. They just lacked the imagination to flap their wings.

[canamlusciouslad73]

And you're flying (on some illegal substance) now, boy-o !!!

[SaoirseS]

How does gravity get "invented"?

[BCRanger10]

Don't ask me. He's the one who invented it.

[SaoirseS]

Gravity by its very nature simply exists. It might be discovered, but can't be invented.

[BCRanger10]

That's not what the meme said.

[Bricealan]

@BCRanger10 I still fly all the time!

[Chazmatazz269]

Ell oh ell!

[Chazmatazz269]

He was just saving lives, since Ben Franklin invented lightning over a century earlier. People were flying around and getting hit by lightning. Someone had to do something!