What has it been zero days since?

[purplepoppy]

We're all familiar with the "X days since last accident" sign some companies put up. But if the sign was in your house, what would it read?

E. g

0 days since last beer
0 days since kids broke something
0 days since husband left toilet seat up

[jennifer_bloom]

I read this question yesterday and I had a good day yesterday, I was eating burritos made at home using, roasted beef, potato, eggs mixed with greens from the yard, chives from our yard, and hoison sauce which tastes like oyster sauce mixed with soy sauce except sweeter and less salty, that was great.

[Nikki1989]

Since a gag anon trolled, spammed or bullied.

[Jersey2]

It has been zero days since last restaurant meal. Today was a Sports Bar with a great tasting menu. I went for the first time on Saturday as some friends treated us after we bought them annual passes for the Zoo as they have a baby and that is the place to be if you have a stroller evidently.

[Jersey2]

We spend 4 figures a month on restaurants and are at one nearly every day which is a shame as my wife is an amazing cook.

[NathanDavis]

I haven't complained about the heat...

[Chazmatazz269]

0 days since the last time i called myself a n*gger.

[Staximus]

Now why the hell would you do that?

[Chazmatazz269]

I honestly don’t know. It’s almost involuntary.

[Staximus]

Self hatred usually stems from one or both of your parents being a real piece of shit to you when you were young

[RavVid]

It would be slightly different. 0 Hours Since Cat Last Demanded More Food

[MrChinaski]

Zero days since I blocked someone on this site for the first time.

[EzraIsShy76028]

Um zero days since I ate food? Zero days since I cried? Zero days since I took a nap? Zero days since I watched YouTube videos? Etc?

[Bklynbadboy12]

Zero days since I've have a hot juicy triple patty cheeseburger!!!

[Shiprex]

Zero days since I last drove over the speed limit.

[Anonymous]

Last turned on the A/C
Worried about the fall of humanity

[robocop666]

0 days since I browsed the internet, I am doing it now

[Lliam]

Zero days since I had my daily coffee.

[AviatorTom]

0 Days Since Our Dog Peed and Pooped

[exitseven]

Zero days since my last shower.

[AngryCarl3]

0 days since last beer

[FrodoSkywalker007]

Since my mother annoyed me

[FreyaRed]

0 Days since last shitposting on GaG

[FenixG45]

0 days since I used the chipper!😂

[xawyx-3]

Zero days since last ice cream :P

[Anonymous]

The last bad PurplePoppy post

[bananathunder]

0 days since I came...

[Anonymous]

Zero days since my last period