If this Fantasy Became Reality, What Would You Do, Wrong Answers Only?

[AviatorTom]

Fantasy turned to Reality?

Your female next door neighbor comes over to your yard, strips and jumps in the pool.

What do you do?

This is a Fantasy-to-Reality Question, so Please, Wrong Answers Only!!!

Yes, we know not everyone has a pool in their yard, but this is fantasy turned reality, so please, just go with the flow.

This should be posted in the Other topic area, but GaG may post it in Sexuality.

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My wrong answer. I would drain the pool, toss her a skateboard and we'd have a skateboarding party in the drained pool.

[FunkyMonkee]

Strip down, jump in the water and start fucking her brains out!!
Actually, I'd do the same except that I wouldn't do ANYTHING sexual with her because I have a fiancé and I'm QUITE loyal to her and, even if I wasn't in love, I'd still be absolutely cool about her being naked in my pool and would've respected her!! In reality, I've already had a girl I was madly in love with go skinny dipping in my pool and nothing happened. As with this woman, I would've respected her and not done anything. Also, in reality, one of my neighbors shortly after we had to fill the pool in said that, had I still had the pool, she and her girlfriend's would've come over all the time and party with me every day! She was a very sexy woman from Ecuador and had a twin sister!

[Bricealan]

@AviatorTom She looks a bit like my beautiful dance teacher. I would:

get her out of the pool, put some dance clothes on her, put on my 'dancin' shoes, and then have her review the footwork for Rumba, Tango, Waltz, Foxtrot, East Coast Swing, and Cha-Cha, and NOT charge me 125.00 for the lesson.

(With Waltz, we dance body-to-body)

[purplepoppy]

Let her swim about then ask for £5000 to stop me posting the video.

[MrChinaski]

Or you could charge her £5000 for filmography, editing, production, marketing and distribution...

[queenofcardio]

I'd call the Ghostbusters

[OlderAndWiser]

I would tell my wife that i had seen, and she would suggest that i stop drinking.

[OlderAndWiser]

We don't have a pool, and my alcohol consumption is usually limited to a few drops of wine at Communion on Sunday.

[OneViewpoint]

I'd lean on the railing of my deck with a glass of bourbon in hand and yell down to her that I shut down the pool 3 days ago when it was discovered there was flesh eating bacteria in the water. I'd tell her I really appreciate the show but she better get out of the water fast. I'd tell her to come inside and I'll rub her down with a topical antibiotic. 😈😇😈

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

I'd just want to see all the naked ladies. I even have a curiosity sometimes with like 60-year-old lady. What's going on under there? So I'd want to be able to see that. But I don't want to touch or damage or them. We can resume the time for that. But I just wanna see what's under there.

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

Our clothing thing seems kinda like a tease to me, always, since I was a boy. I don't get why the animals don't wear clothes and we do and I can't see what's underneath my kindergarten teacher's dress.

[Chazmatazz269]

Close the pool cover! Then call Josh Gates of “Destination Truth”. If i have a pool, then i don’t have neighbors who can just walk over and jump in. Clearly this is some form of cryptid that can take human form to lure unwitting victims to their untimely deaths! Not today, monster!
NOT TODAY!!!

[Zack-Bann]

I would pick up her clothes, lock them in a cabinet, and then go play mind games with her as she attempts to get them back and I get some entertainment.


Eventually I’d be hospitable to her as well.
And perhaps the next time she can come in through the front door

[gasman70]

stand at the edge of the pool with my back to it, saying, please get out of my pool, now, no one wants to see that. please have some dignity. (BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) (pretty much the opposite of what I would actually do)

[Nikki1989]

1. Thank her for installing a swimming pool.

2. Jump in the pool with her.

[RavVid]

Obviously I run back into the house, sort through towels for a fresh one and jump in to wrap it around her. :)

[spartan55]

Grab a couple towels, get naked, and hop in with her.

[Staximus]

Fire up the barbecue, grab her a beer, wine, or drink and a drink for myself, and have a nice evening in the backyard that hopefully moves into the bedroom

[Agape93]

Clearly pull her out, suspend her and eat food off her body

[WhitneySnow]

Odds are most people will answer this sexually 😂

I’d just let her chill

[msc545]

I go to the garage, I get in my car, and I drive away while on my cell phone with a friend. I want to leave a record of where I was and what I was doing that doesn't involve that woman in my pool, because I know she'll make accusations after that.

[Shiprex]

If I were single and she was obviously seeking to get attention then I would give it to her.

[xawyx-3]

I would thank her for building me a swimming pool.

[LiamJHayden]

Well my nearest female neighbor is like 85. While I do date older women, 50+ years is too extreme even for me.

[andreasderjuengere]

My 'female next door neighbor' could be one of these land whales.

Personally, I'd just watch. My dogs will judge the situation and respond accordingly.

[docster]

I'd release my pet crocodile, and when she jumps out of the water, chase her home with a can of Cootie-Away!

[fish5505_87]

Once again, a question that cannot be answered.

[Xdressertiff]

I go over to hers and try on her clothes. Fairs fair

[rgb008]

Grab my pieces. No one comes on my property.

[Iron_Man]

My only fantasy is miss Welch I want her in that pool. You know her very well.

[Iron_Man]

The first thing I would do is get in the pool and offer her a piña colada and make myself one as well, but she likes beer. I guess I’ll have to have some beer on supply.

[NathanDavis]

now she's in a wheelchair...

[ChicoFromThe305]

You mean someone breaks into my backyard?

[Massageman]

Start mowing the lawn.

[Laulenke]

Hey get out of the pool I’m calling the cops

[832dreamboy]

Suppose she looks like Lizzo?

[Athena1998_]

Fantasy was better than reality.

[MrChinaski]

Boom chicka wow wow

[AngryCarl3]

I'd probably join her.

[Anonymous]

Foursome

[spartan55]

Where are the other two coming from? Who are they?