If Your KEYS Could Talk What Would They Say?

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If Your KEYS Could Talk What Would They Say?

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rgb008 Follow
Master Age: 32

1 h
9.7K opinions shared on Other topic.

OMG 🥹🗝️🫡
well everyday when I wake up I go over to my collection and say hello and they say: how’s it keying? Or simply Keyllo, it’s nice to key you. In the holiday times I say: Keysons greetings!
and to say goodbye: keya later!

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- rgb008
  
  1 h
  You are simply sensational by the way 🗝️🫡🔑
  
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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  55 min
  https://youtu.be/0hQt0LWedrI?feature=shared
  As for being simply sensational I’m not the only one & in fact you are as well. As for your kind words I appreciate them & as for your wonderful questions I’m honored to say that you earned my respect & you earned the KEY to my heart as well. As for your key collection it must be something & it’s something you should be proud of. KEYsons Greetings to you & when it comes to saying goodbye I never say goodbuy but keya later instead. This song is for you…
  
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Chazmatazz269 Follow
Master Age: 52 , mho 39%

1 h
1.1K opinions shared on Other topic.

Dunno… maybe they would be constantly pestering me about using my other set of keys. Or worrying aloud about being replaced by key fobs, digital locks, RFI and the like. Lately they would almost certainly query about why we don’t go anywhere anymore.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  49 min
  In a world that is slowly becoming keyless it’s a world that will kick us in the ass as well. As for me I still have keys & I prefer keys especially car keys. Keyless entry is good until the batteries go bad or the power goes out & when it does that is when you wish you had keys. If my keys could talk they would be proud of me & I’m sure your keys are proud of you as well.
  
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Lliam Follow
Master Age: 72 , mho 52%

54 min
3K opinions shared on Other topic.

You take us for granted and just take advantage. We feel so... used.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  47 min
  Used your keys may feel however they serve you well & I’m sure they are proud to serve you as well. Make your keys happy & keep your locks oiled & clean. Cheers to KEYS & cheers to you as well.
  
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NathanDavis Follow
Master Age: 36 , mho 33%

1 h
10K opinions shared on Other topic.

Wassup K'

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  48 min
  Wassup K’ is what they say & I’m they will jingle as well.
  
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Still-alive Follow
Master Age: 43

44 min
1.6K opinions shared on Other topic.

'stop losing me!'

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  40 min
  Like the Sock Monster living in the dryer there’s a KEY Bandit on the loose as well. As for me I seem to lose my glasses, wallet & keys as well & as for my mind I lost it a long time ago.
  
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lilBigPotato Follow
Guru Age: 21 , mho 31%

6 min
381 opinions shared on Other topic.

I'm heeeerre!! I'm heeeeeeerrrreeee!!!

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