If Your KEYS Could Talk What Would They Say?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

[Chazmatazz269]

Dunno… maybe they would be constantly pestering me about using my other set of keys. Or worrying aloud about being replaced by key fobs, digital locks, RFI and the like. Lately they would almost certainly query about why we don’t go anywhere anymore.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

In a world that is slowly becoming keyless it’s a world that will kick us in the ass as well. As for me I still have keys & I prefer keys especially car keys. Keyless entry is good until the batteries go bad or the power goes out & when it does that is when you wish you had keys. If my keys could talk they would be proud of me & I’m sure your keys are proud of you as well.

[Likes2drive]

Why do you always stick me in a hole twice a day?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’m not even going to go there on this one & hopefully we are talking about a key hole.

[Likes2drive]

Lol…

[rgb008]

OMG 🥹🗝️🫡

well everyday when I wake up I go over to my collection and say hello and they say: how’s it keying? Or simply Keyllo, it’s nice to key you. In the holiday times I say: Keysons greetings!

and to say goodbye: keya later!

[rgb008]

You are simply sensational by the way 🗝️🫡🔑

[Static_In_The_Attic]

https://youtu.be/0hQt0LWedrI?feature=shared
As for being simply sensational I’m not the only one & in fact you are as well. As for your kind words I appreciate them & as for your wonderful questions I’m honored to say that you earned my respect & you earned the KEY to my heart as well. As for your key collection it must be something & it’s something you should be proud of. KEYsons Greetings to you & when it comes to saying goodbye I never say goodbuy but keya later instead. This song is for you…

[Abbycado]

This.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

youtube.com/shorts/kYQS6BKYuxA?si=K0l5flhcv-vRYEkY The KEYmaster You Are! Jingle Jingle your keys say, they jingle for you & I wish they would jingle when you misplace them so you can find them easier.

[Abbycado]

There is no one on this earth that rules over keys more than I do.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You are a KEYmaster according to your Master Key.

[RavVid]

Mine would expressed gratitude for not having been lost and for being inserted into locks that have always been dusted with fine slippery graphite.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Outstanding & sometimes I wish keys could talk & if they could I’m sure they would express a lot.

[RavVid]

They disclose secrets that ought to remain secrets.

[RavVid]

They may discose

[ohsheeT]

I can't believe that you have had your keys for this long and there are moments you put them in a place you can't find them

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I always love when you can’t find your keys & they are hiding in plain sight.

[ohsheeT]

Yes in my hand lol

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Oh Shit! Hahaha.

[NoDecision]

Why are you always losing or forgetting me?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Sometimes I really think keys have invisible legs & walk away when you are not looking. Other times you go looking for them & can’t find them in plain sight.

[thegreenyogi]

Oh please let me go into early retirement... my joints can't take it any longer...

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Hint hint says your keys & if they want you to go into early retirement take your keys to the store & buy a lottery ticket. I have your joints feel better.

[thegreenyogi]

Lol!!!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If you hit the lottery I’m sure you will have a larger key collection. Keys to your beach house, keys to your new car, keys to the vault & more. Jingle your keys & go buy a ticket.

[thegreenyogi]

Haha!! I will certainly give it a thought... although having many many keys can be a dangerous game.

[Lliam]

You take us for granted and just take advantage. We feel so... used.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Used your keys may feel however they serve you well & I’m sure they are proud to serve you as well. Make your keys happy & keep your locks oiled & clean. Cheers to KEYS & cheers to you as well.

[Lliam]

LOL. 👍

[exitseven]

It is amazing that a bonehead like you has not lost us by now.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Knock on wood & my keys say the same thing, I don’t lose them I just misplace them from time to time.

[elTAHAwy]

You are so tidy, but confused every amount of time I check if I still have them or not sometimes of the confusion I put all keys inside one pocket

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Jingle jingle says your keys & believe me I check to see if I still have them as well. It really sucks when you can’t find them & it’s like you go from 0 to crazy looking for them in a matter of seconds.

[Bklynbadboy12]

Mine would say pay attention to me and stop losing me

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I always say you are never lost you are always somewhere & the same thing goes with your keys. Like my wallet, glasses & work access card I lose my keys as well.

[bradyhawkesjr73]

"You're a heartthrobby older black cowboy!!!"

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Giddy Up your keys say & ride on bro. Thank you for taking the time to comment as well.

[lilBigPotato]

I'm heeeerre!! I'm heeeeeeerrrreeee!!!

[Bklynbadboy12]

Shit mines to im constantly misplacing them had to put an airtag tracker on them

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I'm heeeerre!! I'm heeeeeeerrrreeee & the funny thing is you still can’t find them & you go just looking for them & when you find them you feel stupid because they were in plain sight.

[queenofcardio]

Why are you always misplacing me

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If our keys could talk I’m sure they would say a lot & as for misplacing them I really don’t think we misplace them however I think they have invisible legs & simply walk away hiding from us.

[queenofcardio]

You're so right.. it's the key not me

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Exactly it’s the key not me. If you lose you mind don’t blame it on your mind walking away.

[queenofcardio]

Wow, mind blown 😳

[Static_In_The_Attic]

BOOM!

[queenofcardio]

Indeed a very big bang 👏

[sage2021]

Thanks for never loosing us❣️

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Knock on wood right now & hopefully you never lose them & it really sucks when you misplace them.

[NathanDavis]

Wassup K'

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Wassup K’ is what they say & I’m they will jingle as well.

[Dargil]

Don't start your car without me.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If you start your car without them that isn’t good & back in the day I remember from friend lost the keys to his car so he hot wired the thing & from that point on if he wanted to start his car her only needed a screw driver.

[Still-alive]

'stop losing me!'

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Like the Sock Monster living in the dryer there’s a KEY Bandit on the loose as well. As for me I seem to lose my glasses, wallet & keys as well & as for my mind I lost it a long time ago.

[DryGermanGuy]

„Don’t lose me.“

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Don’t lose me, don’t lose me however they don’t say don’t misplace me. Sometimes I think keys have legs & walk away & hide when we are not looking.