If the walls of your house could talk what do you think they'd say about you?

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Shiprex · Accepted Answer

Don't sloth around so much you lazy bastard. Do the things on the to do list and this wallpaper is really crap. Suppose keeping the place tidy and clean is ONE thing you're not a complete loser at and it's comfortable.

NathanDavis · Accepted Answer

I'm sure they would let everyone else... know it " yes, yes we do like the color black and we do look great in it... "

14gurlz2gagonit · Answer

That I look mean and am capable of great violence, but I'm just a fucking clown at heart. And I sneak side chicks in every once in a while. My kid is old enough to tell on me now so, it's becoming few and far between. Oh, and I'm a substance abuser and a chronic masterbater.

ClaircognizantEmpath · Answer

Jeez no matter the level of her crazy, and total lack of ability to organise and keep me tidy and manage a house she has made a home within these walls for human souls and various animal souls too, she will take any being into these walls and nourish them and let them have a chance JUST TO BE!!!

Zack-Bann · Answer

“He got knocked down quite a few times but I NEVER saw him tap out and quit”

Nikki1989 · Answer

They would probably be half deaf with all the music that gets blasted around here.

Anonymous · Answer

It depends on the room. If it's the living room, they'd say we watch some weird stuff on TV. If it was the kitchen, they'd say I cook some pretty cool stuff. If it was the bedroom, they'd say my wife is crazy for putting up with some of the things I do to her. But they might not know she consents to and loves all of it.

serious · Answer

Simple, they would say I am a good man but you are best suited to be alone.

katiesmuff · Answer

How does that woman keep her sanity with this brood of testrone throughout the home and then operate that restaurant with brilliance.

HawkPerception · Answer

They'd say I'm a lazy procrastinating arrogant bitch. They'd also say I have a strong sense of self and I have a good moral compass. And that I'm kind and compassionate.

andreasderjuengere · Answer

They'd say: ''please save us from the scribblings of your step-grandson'' :D  They'd also say about me that I am nice, but can't be trusted :P

AmandaYVR · Answer

Go easy on this gentle soul. Her environment is telling you... it matters. She's taking it all in. She hears you.

PrincessC16 · Answer

They would be like, this some crazy shit around here. 🤣😂🤣

Nik1hil · Answer

Enough with Wanking and Pig lifestyle..  Go bring a beautiful women and show us how you make love, instead of this Self-Abuse!

Tarifa · Answer

Our bedroom walls would take on a light pink blush-colour.

236color · Answer

If the walls of my house could talk? They probably say :God's this guy is boring!"

Iron_Man · Answer

They would say welcome home kid. I have vaulted ceiling

Anonymous · Answer

Phuu. Fortunately we aren't walls in the basement, we hear the death cries but they see those unspeakable deeds.

DrPepper12 · Answer

What countless therapists have said through the ages: "You're only as sick as your secrets"

dreamstar72 · Answer

Damn those two are the most boring people I’ve ever seen.

ABC1x1x · Answer

"Clean your room" just like Jordan Peterson would say... great. Now my house is a white supremacist..

VictorHugo · Answer

The wall would say: "Je t’ai vu grandir en silence, mais tu ne m’écoutes jamais."

Simslover92 · Answer

You sure do listen to music a lot.

Professor-college · Answer

They'd say i need to have more fun.. I've been si busy first with college and now getting my career off the ground

Anonymous · Answer

They would say that I usually don't talk much.

Paige90 · Answer

That I masturbate a lot!

notadumblonde · Answer

That I can be loud in bed

exitseven · Answer

It would say what a slob I am.

Dargil · Answer

paint me!

BobbieBoy666 · Answer

Would you put some clothes on.

douride2 · Answer

Oh I don't want to know that much.

darlingRose · Answer

She’s got soo many principles 🙃

bowenw · Answer

Weirdo.

Staximus · Answer

They would say "this guy is lazy"

noohair · Answer

Not much... lol... lol...

zombiewoof · Answer

dirty old man

Scottyboy27 · Answer

Looking sexy when u play 😂😂

jerryfox88 · Answer

That I am bi… totally

Agape93 · Answer

What the fuck

MemeSupreme · Answer

"shut the fuck up"

moon_knight · Answer

I guess he would call me a movie addict 🌙

jimmy2 · Answer

This place how's prison

Anonymous · Answer

Too much masturbating/porn.

RedInnocent69 · Answer

Damn, he horny

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