Last time you peed your pants?

[Anonymous]

So, after seeing a friend get so drunk she peed her pants this past weekend, I got to wondering, how many others have had a similar fate. For me, a few years ago (when I was around 19) I had a dream that I was on the toilet doing my business. I remember it feeling very real, and when I woke up, I had wet the bed.

Anyway, your turn.

[palek]

I NEVER pee my pants. I mean, how embarassing when the ubiquitous expanding, tell-tale wet spot spreads across your pants like a sea of humiliation. There's no way to stop it. However, I've found that I can pinch-off a big firm steamer in my drawers, and except for the smell no one knows the difference. Whenever I do it in a crowded room, I just loudly accuse the person closest to me of farting and go about my business.

[just_tired]

In elementary school as far as I can remember, no idea what grade (1-3 probably). I was walking home and I had to pee so bad I couldn't keep it in. I can still feel the embarrasment, haha!

[lace1228]

Don't you just love those bathroom dreams lol. Well anyways since having giving birth to two children I haven't full on peed my pants but I have had a little accident when I have had to pee really bad and then let out a huge sneeze lol.

[Asker]

You have had two children. You are pardoned for peeing your pants. : P

[lace1228]

for sure lol

[napoleonebonaparte]

hi... congratulations for your two children.
about your bladder, I've heard that it can happen to the women after a childbirth, so you can confirm that.
I'd like to know more about it, I've always been concerned about this subject... because I cannot feel what a woman feels whe she has a little accident... I'm curious to know what do you feel, or think, experience or show in those moments...
I hope to get in touch with you... bye

[lace1228]

It really isn't that bad. Most women can wear a panty liner. It isn't like you leak all the time or even everyday. Just maybe once in awhile you might have to really pee and then the force of the sneeze might slip out a couple drops. I never had an full on accident.

[FourStar]

Its been a while but I was totally wasted and pissed all ove are myself it was even on my face

[Asker]

I was once at a party where a wasted girl crapped herself. In her drunken state she panicked to clean up. Hilarity ensued.

[FourStar]

haha lol the samething happened to the most attractive girl at my school and now she can never live it down cause the picture went "viral" around my school

[Asker]

This girl was attractive too, but a major biatch. She got what she deserved.

[FourStar]

Same with mine lol, hope we don't know each other lol...just playing

[lace1228]

seriously lol how does one even get so drunk you can't control basic bodily functions

[FourStar]

Sounds like you don't party much or get drunk.

[lace1228]

lol, not very often and never to the point I lose control over my body... I wonder if this is were the term piss drunk lol

[FourStar]

Probably, try some shots or beer funnels and you will get drunk very fast. Try go karting drunk its all the funn of driving but safer and you get to thorw up all over yourself and get kicked out its awesome lol

[lace1228]

yes sounds like a lot of fun... Not lol. I have vhildren to care for and I am way too old for that kind of fun anymore

[FourStar]

LOL its never too late my friends mother is of course divorced and she loves when my friend has a party cause she starts drinking with all the college guys and everything and she's like 42 but still looks amazing.

[Asker]

You have her number?

[FourStar]

Yes in fact I do. one 800 STIFLERS MOM jk but true story lol

[lace1228]

lol. oh boy

[Janson]

honestly, I haven't wet the bed like that in over a decade. I guess I'm just lucky

[Moloch]

I don't know, but it must've been at least over 12 years ago.

[Anonymous]

When I had a UTI a few months ago

[Anonymous]

not since I've started wearing adult diapers