Best caption on adult website

[Anonymous]

Only Girls please!

I would like to join an adult dating website – Ashley Madison.

Which one of the following captions/slogans would you say is the most creative?

1. Only real friends show me their boobs.

2. I don’t play with a girl’s heart – she only has one. I'd rather play with her boobs.

3. Too bad chatting doesn’t burn calories… Let’s get together.

4. Contact me now, not tomorrow.

5. Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones that you did do. Lets meet.

[Stacyzee]

I love number three it made me laugh.

And if I'm not mistaken Ashley Madison, is a site for married people who want to have affairs with other married people.

A lot of the members on that site are looking for intimacy, so that caption is definitely an attention getter for me.

[COCOCHANEL]

none of the above. try something along the lines of ...



"can we get some soup because miso horny"

[pr3ttybr0wn]

Number 5 is the best

1 and 2 is corny and immature not sexy

3 is just corny

4 is a little to pushy but could work if you're really hot

5 is pretty inspirational and could get a woman in the right mindset to take a risk

[blackwaterhattie]

All of these are kind of crap. I like the "miso horny" thing, that's funny. Of if you want to pretend you have a modicum of class, you could go with "Audaces Fortuna iuvat"- it's from the Aenid, by Virgil. It means "fortune favors the bold".

[sugarjackj]

Seriously, you are 36-45 and you sound very immature.

Try something a little more intriguing and less obnoxious.

[xjesspandax]

Non, you sound like a hormonal teenager obsessed with boobs... Try something a little less obvious and more sexy.. Hahhah

[MorbidPrincess94]

Seriously speaking, non of these seem appealing to me. You better leave it blank.

[HowsTheWeather]

"Are you tired and you find it hard being you? try US, it would be easier." *double throw up* :D

[HowsTheWeather]

srsly 5 is the best caption

[blackkid2]

I like #5. Your objective is to repel women right?

[sugarjackj]

Bah ha ha right!

[nerfetiti]

No 5 straight to the point and very funny

[nerfetiti]

sorry meant no 3

[Anonymous]

I like number 1. its funny

[lauramor]

4 or 5

[Enideqa]

3 or 5

[Anonymous]

"I'm a creep"