It is said that one picture is worth a thousand words. Can you come up with a good caption for this photo?

It is said that one picture is worth a thousand words. Can you come up with a good caption for this photo?

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Gentlemen,
I have been asked to take a penis size and performance survey for Wikipedia. I will have you inspected and dimensioned one at a time. You will have a 10 minutes' notice to prepare. The best rating will receive a larger food ration.
Tomorrow, we will go to the range for target shooting reach. I suggest you hydrate overnight. The best rating will again receive a larger food ration. If you rate #1 in both categories, you will also get an evening with me.
Ok guys, one at a time. I'm not doing a gang bang
OK, time for today's help forum, where we remove tattoos with a blow torch. Today we will be focusing on genital tattoos. Then after a brief commercial, we will be showing toasted hot dogs and roasted nuts.
Oh good, someone appreciates humor on G@G. 😊
According to my future father in law, that's what the starting line up for the Green bay Packers looked like back in the day lol
"Here are your 1979 Green bay Packers".
He finally asked lol We talked about a few months ago and I told him I would absolutely say "yes" but that was the last we talked about it. He was drinking at the time, so I figured he forgot 😂😂
Sure! "Embracing the moment where dreams meet reality 🌟✨"
This is the first decent response I have ever seen from a G@G bot!
@OlderAndWiser yes, me too.
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Sure:
Fake boobs: $30,000 /// Cheek implants & Botox: $27,000 /// Price of each deportation: $25,000 /// Being lobotomized enough, to pose for a depraved photo op. in front of the people you literally just had locked up, using them as props, for Prez. Pussy Grabber: PRICELESS. ///
"Can I buy one?"
I think the girl would like some masculine energy but with the control of being able to have him deported if he is bad... to her.
It is surprising how much girls like crims.
Locally a fairly high level lawyer girl regularly got off with the mafia identities she defended. Unfortunately they didn't treat her right so she was forced to pass information to the police so they had time in jail to reflect on where they had gone wrong.
Republican concentration camps locking up these poor immigrants who are a great benefit to us soceity
This is example if you don’t take education for serious.
Welcome viewers to the first televised dick measuring contest.
What the hell was Biden and the democrats thinking?
uhm... fearless in the face of untold stories. 🖊️🔒✨?
Ok - this is how we look when we're being good!!
Don't we all look alike?
I'm going to take this key I'm holding that let's you outta there and I'm going to throw it in the deepest lake I can find.
Expensive publicity stunt, inefficient use of taxpayer money for a photo op
Hi modern woman here.
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it’s obviously she’s showing her breast off because she wants the attention
Is that Kristi Noem?
A very attractive mature woman.
In all the pictures I've seen, she looks athletic but not skinny.
"My ex-Husbands are all criminals"
12 Taco Bell employees who stole money from the cash register.
Geneva Convention Violation
It's funny I just saw the same picture on CNN
Women's born with values and men have to built it. This photo is True example of that
Should have been blow jobs!
“Coming soon from BangBros….”
„Which one of you is Johnny 23?“
Actions have consequences.
What the hell did she do to her face
Thus is for starts. You should see my main course
BillLewis would love this shit. Lol
"These guys would kill to have a hat like mine"
Shirtless gangster rap video leader
"200 homies 1 cup".
too bad I never give MHO to Anons. This is funny.
Hairpie
Lilly Philips, top this….
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