I'm at church and I just defecated in my pants. How can I change without anyone noticing?

Xper 3 Age: 41

I don't want to offend anyone by leaving the sermon early.

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+1 y

It smells so bad. I think people are taking heed and are getting disgusted by the stench. Good thing I didn't wear my white suit today!

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