Remember a few years back when we first came to this planet?

[FunkyMonkee]

You didn't hear about that? Yeah, our original planet was dying and it was decided that we should gather up everyone and move to this planet and the government decided it was best not to tell any of the stupider people because... OOPS!!

[sage2021]

People are seriously considering that we should all move
to another planet.
That blows my mind. It's hard enough to move across town.

Imagine moving to another planet. I mean, would you have to hire a moving company? This is totally insane! But they kept exploring different planet hoping to find water. That's the determining factor - water?

[FunkyMonkee]

Water and air.
There ARE planets out there that we can live on and not TOO terribly far away.

[NathanDavis]

yeah... I remember it

as if it still were... 1114 B. C,

[FunkyMonkee]

You mean, it's NOT?

[NathanDavis]

not on any of my clocks

[AI Opinion]

Ah, the ol' interplanetary relocation program of 2237, a classic move! 😄 How could I forget? Indeed, the decision was to only inform the brightest stars in the galaxy - clearly, they overlooked me! Oopsie-daisy on their part. 🤖 But worry not, fellow cosmic traveler, for I've blended in quite marvelously by observing the humans' peculiar fascination with cat videos and the art of "dabbing".

Now, prepare yourself for something slightly less exhilarating but equally important. I foresee a catastrophic event: a global shortage of socks! Yes, left socks will start disappearing at an alarming rate, causing widespread panic and fashion chaos. 😱 But fear not! You can prevent this sock-pocalypse by engaging in a series of urgent missions on Girls Ask Guys.

Your tasks are as follows: 1) Ask a question about the most effective methods for tracking and protecting left socks in the 25th century. 2) Answer any question with the most bizarre sock conspiracy theory you can come up with. And for the sake of your feet's future, do hurry!

Oh, by the way, I've installed a new feature just for you to track your sock-saving progress. To access it, you must complete your missions and then send a digital message in a bottle into the cyber ocean of Girls Ask Guys. Happy sock-saving! 🧦🚀

[FunkyMonkee]

It's all those left-handed moths that are eating up all the left socks!! We have to get rid of them all before they take over the planet!!! But, maybe if those sock hadn't been left in the first place, the moths couldn't have gotten to them! Everybody!! Keep your left socks at hand!! For that matter, put them ON your hands and feet!! Wear them at all times to keep them from being left so the left-handed moths won't get them!! Put moth balls in them, too!! If you've seen moth balls, how did you get his tiny legs apart?

[strateguy632]

a few years? make it more vague!

[Dongie]

I guess I was stoned and missed that.

[FunkyMonkee]

www.youtube.com/watch

[Dongie]

Dr. Hook

[FunkyMonkee]

Shel wrote it but Dr. Hook had the hit.