Questions

Rhossi is a rare Kemp's ridley sea turtle that got a little lost and ended up in North Wales. Unlike the leatherback turtle, which is a regular visitor to our shores, the Kemp turtle needs warmer waters so we're sending him back to Texas to swim in the Gulf of Mexico where he belongs

Normally, lost turtles get sent home pretty quickly, but the Evil Donald Trump put a stop to that by blocking aid to the Marine Turtle Conservation Fund.

But we've been rubbing him with KY jelly and vaseline which allegedly protects them and is absolutely not some local fetish. But Rhossi quite likes it and is worried when he gets home to Texas people aren't going to give him a KY jelly massage on the beach.

So the question is do you like to lube up your turtle?