10 Funny (But True!) Relationship Quotes

[Anonymous]

Relationships are hard and people are complicated... Here are some quotes I've found on the internet that are both funny and kind of true. I'm sharing them with you :D

1. The Key To A Successful Relationship

2. Facebook Relationship Status

3. Facebook Relationship Status II

4. When You Really Miss Your S.O.

5. Speaking Of Idiots...

6. Beginnings Are Hard

7. You Have The Power

8. In The Beginning Was The Word, And In The End... Too.

9. When They Have No Choice But To Be With You

10. Boyfriends Are Great Secret Keepers

Can you relate to any of them? ;) Hope you enjoyed it! <3

[Anonymous]

I think this is a good one, maybe post-relationship:

https://www.havequotes.com/quotes/877.jpg

[myTake Owner]

So true!

[shortandsweet24]

Oh my goodness! These are perfect! 😋 💜

[myTake Owner]

I'm glad you liked them :)

[Anonymous]

11. Girlfriends are worse secret keepers. They blab about you and your sex life to their friends.

[myTake Owner]

lol not necessarily

[crazy_eyes]

I've never been in a relationship, but if I had a boyfriend I wouldn't be mad at him for watching porn. In fact, I'd ask him if we could watch it together.

[Unit1]

We need more girls like you :( :)

[Napoli]

My partner and I do watch porn together. It's such a turn on, and it can be so intense :)

[Bbfzsgvc]

There's other shit on the history then Porn. Like they things you google

[MusicLover8098]

"Love is an open door. Airplane cockpits with open doors are liable to get hijacked. Therefore, guard your door until the opportune moment, and do not let your love get hijacked."

[Anonymous]

Yes but also see this and opine: www.girlsaskguys.com/.../a26543-every-women-is-slutty-unveil-the-inner-dirty-girl-within

[NotStupidButBored]

You've obviously were never in a working relationship when you think more of these quotes, then: "oh funny..."

[Anonymous]

#4 definitely. My boyfriend and I could talk for like 2 weeks and it damn near killed me lol.
#8 also. My first boyfriend (of two days) it started with can we talk and ended with we need to talk and him slightly insulting me and making me cry and missing the movie I was watching

[Anonymous]

What internet history?

I browse incognito.
I'm doing it right now.

[Oram52]

hahaha nice Take enjoyed it.

[Anonymous]

Six was the funniest! XD

[datgirl]

I thought 3 was the funniest

[TinyHope]

I love them hahaha, thank you <3

[99percentangel]

Funny 😂

[kitty71]

All are so funny

[RainbowFanGirl]

Cute :)

[Anonymous]

Hilarious, love it!

[SlightlyCrazy]

Nice I enjoyed it

[AmethystAngel]

😂😂😂👍👍👌