Translating Guy Speak: What He REALLY Means When He Says... (Page 2)

[ThatJarHead]

I mean maybe it's because I was raised by women but when I say most of these things I'm being 100% literal. But my opinion doesn't matter so take it with a grain of salt lol

[Helghast_kitty]

I guess i understand how girls feel about, "what she really means" mytakes.
1. i don't look at hot girls anymore than average ones, or even a random leaf on the ground.
2. or i'm insecure about my ability in bed
3. your just not trying hard enough. He'll fold. Chocolate, and blackmailing goes a long way.
4. i thought this one was kinda obvious, for guys and girls
5. There are any number of reasons he might not want to be in a relationship, he just doesn't want to tell you why.

[JSmuve]

Soooo basically, if you're a girl, ask yourself what you mean when you say these things to a guy and there's your answer.

[JohnDoe3000]

Except the first point all these points apply exactly to women as well. Women overthink things when they could just look at their own playbook to see what a guy probably means...

[Luminifera]

I love the "manslator" on tumblr, it's so funny and true! Hahaha. https://manslator.tumblr.com/

[mostwomenshouldstfu]

Buy one of these www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezVib_giTFo&app=desktop

[Luminifera]

@mostwomenshouldstfu? no? I'm not even going to watch this video?

[tony1988]

These are generalizations that don't apply to every guy. And you can't get mad at guys for looking at other girls it's human nature. There is a big difference between looking at someone and being in love with. And women do the exact same thing. I know my ex looked at other guys when we were together and I never cared.

[Anonymous]

suffocating me= give me some ducking space i need some me time. Just not in a good position right now for a relationship."
Translation.. am not ready to fucking date. However if a guy says this after having sex with you he's lying.. When i went through my forced break up a year ago i wanted to date around and told every girl this from day 1

[Kylesar]

I've only ever heard #2 and #4

I've literally never heard the rest said EVER by a man. Only women

The translation for 4 is wrong too. It means back the hell up and give me space for whatever reason

[93stepsawayfromhome]

If I say that "I really don't care that much about sex", that is because I really don't. Try generalising less, thank you.

[NanaXXXX]

These could be equally true for guys and girls. . .

[Anonymous]

I think in general these excuses should stop guys and girls have both said them. I personally have had all these throw at me in past relationships and it can hurt someone emotional. If you don't have feelings for a person tell them on the first date don't prolong it because that just makes it worse.

[Anonymous]

I will not meet the girl that I used to like again, if this hurts your feelings = I'm going to meet her and lie to you about this, this way I won't have to handle your bad mood for a week

[CancerianMan81]

is that what you women really think if you really believe what you just wrote in this MyTake then you really have a serious problem

[Cosytoasty]

I was skeptical but i won't lie they ALL apply to me lmao. esp 1, 4 and 5.

[SleepingSnorlax]

I feel like
We lie
Because you girls dont want the truth
And most of these things are wrong anyway

[dudeman]

nah thats not how i take this. when i say these things they are literal. i dont care about sex because I've had a lot. i look but i dont touch.

[singlebee]

Hahahaha nice take girl!! I am find admit... I have played the "I'm just not in a good position right now for a relationship." Card :-D

[Fearless_banana]

No. I actually say what's on my mind and I'm straightforward about it.

[Anonymous]

Nice take... Enjoyed reading it...

So translate this one for me...
'Girl I really like you and its for more than just your body'

[Alex88F]

"i trust you"
IE "you betcha yo ass that if i find out you're a cheater im gonna kick you outta my life. been there, done that"