My ex-girlfriend now current girlfriend wants to make me fat?

[Anonymous]

I think this is hilarious but I also don't mind. After the break up I lost it I gained more weight. I noticed when we got back together she cooked more for me and was okay with it if I didn't want to exercise with her. I asked her what she had in mind because I knew she had something up her sleeve. She told me she wants to make me fat and grinned at me. I asked why and she said so I won't leave her the second time. I mean by all means she can stay in the kitchen and plot her devious ways. I really don't care I love her cooking!
What if your gf/bf tried to fatten you up?

[Happyjudy]

I would get mad lol jk...being fat is not healthy I think if I were to be in your shoes I would tell my bf okay but behind his back I would exercise... Or I would ask him if he doesn't love and when he asks why I would tell him "because your trying to make me fat and that's not good, I could get a heart attack while having sex and sex won't be as good as it is now" lol I don't know ill make sure to make him feel bad for what he is doing

[Asker]

Haha heart attack while having sex? I think that will be pretty interesting to explain to the paramedics lol

[MaskedSanity]

She probably meant it in a joking way.

My bf has definitely gained some weight since we got together, considering how much meat I feed him lol.
But he gained more muscle, rather than fat.

When he cooks for me, sometimes he says "I will make you fat, so you can never leave me. We can grow fat together."

Lmao, how sweet.

[Asker]

Haha how sweet. I feel like if my girlfriend and I grow up old together we'll be a bunch a of roly-pollies!

[MaskedSanity]

Right now we're relying on our fast metabolisms, but both of us are getting older and our bodies aren't as quick to digest anymore, so we're gonna sign up for some activities together to keep the weight off, haha.

He's very adamant about doing kickboxing and I don't think I'll be able to handle it. I might be slim, but I'm so very much out of shape, I can barely do press ups lol.

[Asker]

Haha wow you sound like me and your boyfriend sounds like my girlfriend. She does kick boxing, yoga and exercises a lot. I rely on basketball but ever since I hurt my knee I'm not allowed to play for a couple of months.

[HelloHandsome]

I think she was joking, she probably meant it in a cute and loving way.

[zombiebabe]

i would be pissed off but here its clear that she's joking

[Phoenix98]

LOL they have tried but to no avail I have less then 5% body fat my body is entirely muscle and that is all I gain my metabolism is through the roof I can not gain fat at all. And my last girlfriend was a stinking gourmet cook and baker and dear lord her food was good.

[Asker]

Praise the lord to girls who can cook!

[Phoenix98]

Tell me about goodness my mother is another great cook nothing like coming home and smelling a home cooked meal waiting for ya or visiting and smelling some cookies or brownies. I tell ya there ain't quite anything like a mothers home cooking.

[Asker]

I never experienced great cooking until she came along. This is why my mom simply adores her because she knows how to bake and cook. And this is also why my parents constantly visit us haha
I swear my girlfriend will be that type of mom that when you come home from school there will be cookies freshly made

[Phoenix98]

Well then your kids shall be very full and happy.