Girls, if I was irritating you, would you cover my mouth?

[Anonymous]

I've seen girls do this to their guys in public and don't know what to make of it?

[minniemouse123]

well i mean if your mans irritating you in public i can personally say i don't think i would ever cover his mouth, i think that is a little on the dramatic side and not necessary, i know when i am irritated by the guy im dating at the time and we are in public i kiss him, i mean to mean this looks way less harsh to the public and it usually gets him to stop what he was doing that was bugging me in the first place :)) i would be very shocked if i saw a girl do that to her man :P so if i were you i wouldn't think to much into it and just be grateful you aren't with a girl like that

i hope this answers your question :)

[Asker]

Sounds like you're a really good person, any man who has you is a lucky one.

[minniemouse123]

awe thanks :) i do my best :)

[Asker]

You might change your mind about me though after I talk a while ;) haha

[minniemouse123]

hey i work in an old folks home where all those little old people as cute as they are talk all day about the most random things hahaha

[Asker]

haha so you've got practice I see

[minniemouse123]

oooooooh yes its a gift lol

[Asker]

You sure you don't wanna shut me up just as a stress reliever in that case? haha

[minniemouse123]

nah i value peoples voices and opinions unless they are degrading and condescending lol

[Asker]

mine can be... see I'm giving you a perfect 'out' here lol ;)

[minniemouse123]

ahhhh i see lol well its up to you lol

[Asker]

cover me up... you deserve it! :P

[minniemouse123]

cover you up with what? glue and feathers teehee :P

[Asker]

Whatever you think... others above have suggested the hand or duct tape your choice :P I feel like a stress ball right now lol

[minniemouse123]

why do you feel like a stress ball?

[Asker]

Helping you relieve stress in a sense :P so go ahead

[Asker]

Y'know those squishy balls people squeeze when they stress out? Never mind see? Exhibit 9000 why I'm annoying lol

[minniemouse123]

hahaha oh im not stressed at all so no need to be a stressball lol

[Asker]

I was making a terrible joke that you should shut me up cuz I'm annoying and since you're around annoying people all day it would help :P I have a tendency to completely lose people hence me posing this question to begin with hahaha

[minniemouse123]

well i dont find you annoying lol but i didn't get the joke all that much, but that could be because im just tired lol

[Asker]

I'm tired and rambling put me outta my misery lol You're really polite and thoughtful by the way :)

[minniemouse123]

awe thanks thats very sweet of you to say :) and alright but only because im tired lol have a good night :)

[Asker]

*mumbles thanks* :P

[minniemouse123]

your welcome :P

[Asker]

Make sure you really are merciless... I was in choir :P haha maybe that's why I like my own voice so much!

[minniemouse123]

ahhhh hey every girl loves a guy who can sing !!!

[NoMoreDreams]

Yes, that's what the duct tape in my bag is for!

On a serious note though, no I wouldn't cover anyone's mouth no matter how irritating they were. That would be a really disrespectful thing to do.

[Asker]

No I'm more irritating than you think... tape me up please! :P haha I gotcha though

[NoMoreDreams]

*Pulls tape out* Are you sure? I doubt you're as irritating as you think you are.

[Asker]

Yea I think I am... do your worst :P

[NoMoreDreams]

*Rips two pieces of tape off and makes an 'X' over your mouth* Is that good?

[Asker]

No I think you need to wrap me in it haha I was in choir XD

[NoMoreDreams]

*Raps it around your head 3 times* How about now?

[Asker]

Maybe just a little more...:P haha

[NoMoreDreams]

*Raps it around your head 5 more times* What about now?

[Asker]

I think you're gonna need the whole roll with my annoyance streak lately lol

[NoMoreDreams]

*Raps 2 whole rolls of tape around your head* That should do it.

[Asker]

*mumbles thank you* haha

[NoMoreDreams]

You'er welcome!

[Asker]

Would you mind propping me up? I'm kinda dizzy with all the tape at least I'm not annoying anymore though haha

[NoMoreDreams]

Sure! *helps hold you up*

[Asker]

*Mumbles* how do I look? Like the planet Saturn? :P

[NoMoreDreams]

You do look like the planet Saturn, it looks really nice on you.

[Asker]

With giant rings of tape around my inner core :P This is great, please keep me taped up for a while I could get used to not bugging people haha

[NoMoreDreams]

Alright! Just let me know when you want me to cut the tape off.

[Asker]

Not for a while... tell me a story and let me listen for a change lol

[NoMoreDreams]

What kind of stories do you like?

[Asker]

*mumbling still* I don't think I have a choice ;)

[NoMoreDreams]

True true haha. I'm not very good at telling stories, so sorry in advance.

[Asker]

I'm literally all ears :P

[NoMoreDreams]

Well today I was home all day sick. I have been sick for 3 days now.

[Asker]

*mumble* mhm?

[NoMoreDreams]

I had a headache for two of the days. I was throwing up and had body pains. I also felt like I was freezing and burning up at the same time. My throat hurts so bad. I also almost fell twice because I was so unsteady. I'm hoping by tomorrow I will feel much better.

[Asker]

I'm sorry :( you can be as unsteady as I am now though haha could you just tape me to a chair or something? And I hope you feel better get lots of rest!

[NoMoreDreams]

Haha I'll just sit us both down on a couch or something. Thanks! Don't worry I have been resting a lot, I feel so lazy though lol.

[Asker]

I feel lazy too, like I'm gonna pass out thanks to you :P I hate getting sick in summertime, don't you? Campbells. Soup. do it!

[NoMoreDreams]

Maybe I should remove the tape, I don't want you to pass out :( Being sick in the summer is the worst feeling. The first night of my sickness I was pretty much alone and I just wanted someone to put me out of my misery. I had home made soup today though, thanks to my mom!

[Asker]

No I think it's on there permanently lol you did a heck of a job :P And that's great someone is there to help you through it! Get some vitamin C too!

[NoMoreDreams]

Well if I cut through most of it, then it will come off very easily. Just the bottom layer will hirt when pulled... I hope you don't have facial hair. Yeah it felt nice having her make me soup! Sometimes I have to make it myself and feel so lonely haha. Vitamin C is your friend when being sick.

[Asker]

I have a decent amount of facial hair... leave it please ;) When else do you have someone completely speechless to listen to? ha Any other positive stories? What are you doing for fun?

[NoMoreDreams]

Positive stories... hmm... I don't have to many of those that are interesting. For fun I like to read, listen to music, play with my dog, watch movies and go on walks when the weather is nice.

[Asker]

Those all sound good! You sound like a thoughtful person (still reading in this day and age ;) )

[NoMoreDreams]

Haha yup I still like to read this day and age. Saying that makes me feel so old hahah.

[Asker]

OK keep me a while longer and tell me some of your favorite books :P

[NoMoreDreams]

I love the mortal instrument series, Racing in the rain, Host, and Sunday's at tiffany's.

[nevas1234]

Do you have enough tape for another annoyance :P

[NoMoreDreams]

Yeah

[nevas1234]

OK while you're at it, mind taping me up too? haha

[NoMoreDreams]

First I must ask, why? haha I don't tape people unless given a valid reason.

[nevas1234]

I've being saying stupid stuff all day!

[NoMoreDreams]

Could you give me an example?

[nevas1234]

Well I only got 4 hrs of sleep last night so I've just been confusing things: like my boss asked me where some paperwork was and I told him it was in the fridge!

[NoMoreDreams]

Oh my! I think you need sleep more then the tape itself.

[nevas1234]

Well I have to go to a dinner I've already committed myself too :( pretty please? I need to lose weight anyway haha

[NoMoreDreams]

Okay *Raps a roll of tape around your mouth* Is that a good amount?

[nevas1234]

Yes thanks :)

[NoMoreDreams]

No problem! Glad I can help :)

[nevas1234]

Does it look good on me? :P I'm guessing you like your men when they cannot speak!

[NoMoreDreams]

It complements your skin tone very nicely! Actually I like them when they do talk, since I'm not much of a talker myself haha

[nevas1234]

Wait what color tape are you using here? If it's grey are you calling me a zombie here? :P *tells you telepathically cuz you taped me up so good* hah

[NoMoreDreams]

Nope! I used blue duct tape for you :D

[nevas1234]

Thank you for being so stylish! Can you add on some rainbow just for fun? I am a loud dresser :P

[NoMoreDreams]

I'll add a bit of rainbow duct tape and finish it off with a glitter unicorn sticker.

[nevas1234]

Ok I'm ready make me purty ;)

[NoMoreDreams]

I'll also dye your hair rainbow to complement the rainbow duct tape ;)

[nevas1234]

Ok please do!

[nevas1234]

And a makeover too :P

[NoMoreDreams]

You will wear a dark blue dress shirt, black dress pants, and black converse.

[nevas1234]

with all the rainbow? I like your style ;)

[nevas1234]

At this point you should just totally wrap me in rainbow... now that I think about it, that'd look so awesome!

[NoMoreDreams]

Thanks! It helps to have an awesome model ;)

[nevas1234]

I will do whatever you want, I'm yours ;)

[NoMoreDreams]

I'll wrap you in a rainbow and sprinkle glitter all over you :D

[nevas1234]

OK do it! You might have to cart me around on a dolly though... haha

[NoMoreDreams]

In a rainbow dolly! :)

[nevas1234]

Alrighty! go on and make me into artwork! :P

[LittleSally]

Haha sounds a little like you'd find it hot.

If I knew you and you weren't too tall so I could reach your mouth, I would.

[Asker]

Haha I would like it ;) I'm average height so go ahead! (please)

[Asker]

How tall are you anyway?

[LittleSally]

163 cm

[nevas1234]

That's perfect height! Please cover mine too :P

[LittleSally]

Hahaha

[MaxRocks]

Whaaa xD I never see that happen.
This one time where I had this girl I simply couldn't stand I kinda annoyed her too much and she gripped my wrist. Not aggressively, and she didn't hurt me at all, she just put her hand around my wrist for some reason, and then looked at me in the eyes for like 1 minute, while everyone else in the table was looking at us. It was kinda romantic :3 If she had covered my mouth I would have licked the heck out of her hand.

[Mark-Ego-Almencion]

I did it to a random girl but i use my index finger to shut her mouth off, coz she talks a lot and very irritating.

[LastGirlScout]

I have done this to my boyfriend when he's been incredibly drunk and saying shit in public that doesn't need to be heard. He just churns out pure filth when he's wasted and starts graphically describing what he's planning on doing to me when we get home. He thinks he's seductively whispering but what he's actually doing is shouting in my ear. I also find it very amusing because not one of these promises will be carried out as I usually then have to put him to bed. This is the only time I 'gag' him, when he really needs to shut up and he won't listen.

[sammy_31]

No I would just say to pipe down or ignore you hoping you would shut it. If it was like a crush or someone I liked then I probably would.

[Asker]

I wouldn't pipe down, I'm kinda loud if I'm honest haha... so make me :P

[sammy_31]

Shhhhh... just whisper it and then mute your voice. Lol

[Asker]

I don't wanna :P

[Asker]

See I've already annoyed you and I just met you, I deserve it lol

[Asker]

I guess I succeeded in irritating you? lol sorry

[sammy_31]

Nah I just forgot to reply.

[Asker]

Haha I gotcha I just love to bug people I guess

[sammy_31]

I knew you were going to reply.

[Asker]

ha please just shut me up... I'm going full retard here!

[sammy_31]

Why do you keep on insisting for people to shut you up? lol

[Asker]

I don't know?

[sammy_31]

You're just trolling now.

[Asker]

Yea OK sorry was just being silly

[sammy_31]

Oh okay now you've answered my question :) lol

[Asker]

It's fun to goof around here and there though!

[misscoffeehead]

What do you mean irritating? Like talking to much? I would just say stop talking man.. Your giving me a headache.. Unless it was my boyfriend I would kiss him on the lips to shut him up.. lol

[cavmanier]

I like that answer lol

[misscoffeehead]

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[Hajar_Whitestone]

I would just say stop talking man.. Your giving me a headache.. Unless it was my boyfriend I would grip his wrist. Not aggressively, put my hand around his wrist, and then looked at him in the eyes then kiss him on the lips to shut him up.. lol

[findingdreamland]

I wish i could :D There are so many guys like this sometimes lol But you are talking about bf case right?

I would kiss him instead :P Problem solved ♥

[Rcjh1987]

I would just ignore you! I wouldn't put my hand over your face as I wouldn't want someone to do it to me. Also not respecting someone's space

[Asker]

Even if I was super annoying? haha I respect where you're coming from.

[Rcjh1987]

Honestly I would probably just walk alway

[NateInAk]

... I did that to a girl once and she licked my hand, I guess it means she's comfortable around me, but I won't be doing that again.

[Glitter_TE_ART]

If we were together in a way it'd be acceptable, I'd grab his chin with one hand and kiss him.

[Asker]

I'm pretty irritating... you might have to do it the hard way :P seriously though that sounds sweet of you!

[Applefan1]

That would annoy me so much. It is extremely rude to cover someones mouth.

[Alex97]

A few of my female friends do this to me sometimes if they're trying to say something and I won't be quiet, lol.

[Stacyzee]

No, I don't believe in invading someone's personal space.

[PLLFan21]

Well, if you were irritating me, I would tell you. Or if we were at the mall, I'd go shop... haha, jk. But seriously..

[nevas1234]

Maybe make me be quiet while you shop? :P

[PLLFan21]

Haha, yeah ! Esp, when I shop ;)

[nevas1234]

Haha *hands you roll of duck tape* OK ready to go shopping at girly stores now! :P

[PLLFan21]

Haha yes, just like that.. lol

[nevas1234]

haha *mumbling* :P

[PLLFan21]

Haha ! :p

[lost_cause1]

I'd willingly let you... cuz I love shopping too :P

[PLLFan21]

Oh that's a great thing then! Yay. Lol @lost_cause1 :}

[lost_cause1]

Maybe ducktaped face can be the new fashion? who knows? :P

[PLLFan21]

Haha totally ! :-D
Good idea

[lost_cause1]

I will model it for you haha

[PLLFan21]

Oooo.. yes ;)

[lost_cause1]

Make me a model :P haha

[PLLFan21]

Hmmm, alright I will :D

[lost_cause1]

*walks through mall sporting ducktape* haha

[PLLFan21]

*takes ducktape off & kisses you*
Haha jk :p

[lost_cause1]

Did you do the painting in your avi?

[lost_cause1]

Speaking of art/fashion?

[PLLFan21]

No :/ I wish... lol. I'm not that great at art

[lost_cause1]

Are you studying art though? Or graphic design maybe?

[PLLFan21]

I messaged you

[Anonymous]

Usually when i cover a guys mouth, it is because he is talking when I want sex.

[COCOCHANEL]

i have done that yes but only as a last resort

[Anonymous]

In public? Id give him a nudge or scoot away. Haha

[Anonymous]

I would make you shut up by kissing you

[Asker]

Well seeing as you're so beautiful I would be compelled to ;)

[Asker]

And if that still didn't do it would you? I can be pretty annoying to be honest!

[Opinion Owner]

No, i would ignore it. Im good at ignoring lol

[Asker]

Touche ;)

[Asker]

Here's a roll of duct tape just in case you need to use it though, I am the unofficial champion of nuisance y'know ;) lol

[Opinion Owner]

Its better you use that tape on me ;)

[Asker]

We could take turns? Me first :P OK go for it! lol

[Opinion Owner]

Lmao

[Asker]

What would you do? Just tie me down with it?

[Opinion Owner]

No i dont like tieing down men :D

[Asker]

Pretty please? OK you first then :P

[Opinion Owner]

No :(

[Asker]

haha Ok I'll do you then

[Anonymous]

No, that seems super childish, and immature.