I hate it when my girlfriend farts when I'm around. how do I tell her to stop this shit?

[Anonymous]

I feel disgusted by it. I mean she's not a guy so it feels weird and gross when she farts. how do I tell her this in a kind manner

[Anonymous]

Everyone farts! It doesn't matter if its a girl or a boy its a natural bodily function of a human being! Its not pleasant when anyone farts around you so just tell her its rude and you dont like it. Its ok if she lets out an accidental one sometimes but she should know better than to purposely push out farts in other peoples company because its not very nice, if she needs to fart she should go to the bathroom, as should anyone.

[vmw2008]

Do you fart around her, too? If so, you should definitely stop as well.

There has to be a level of comfort eventually in a relationship that when these things happen, it's not a big deal. BUT I'm a huge supporter of keeping mystery in a relationship. Farting, pooping, etc. should be kept off limits as much as possible.

[Asker]

Yes. thank you for feeling this way. I would give you mho right now but this site won't allow me to

[vmw2008]

Thanks for the feedback.

But like I said, it's not just a girl thing. It might be more acceptable around your buddies to fart, but believe me, it's not hot when a guy farts either! lol

[crazyemster]

Do you fart in front of her? It would be kind of unfair if you asked her to stop if you do it too. Otherwise just tell her it still makes you uncomfortable!!

[Asker]

Nah I don't. but she does. and she might get offended cause I usually have a poor choice of words

[Toocooltoadmitit]

I would probably burst out laughing.

Burping and farting doesn't bother me in all honesty, she can burp and fart behind closed doors in private but she had best not to do this stuff in public.

[AlwaysBelieving]

I'd rather have her fart around me than the alternative of issues of not being able to fart.

[Anonymous]

It’s normal. “She’s not a guy so it feels weird...” farting is a girl thing, not a guy thing. A lot of men feel threatened and jealous of women because women are naturally better at farting than men are (and by a wide margin). Farting is the most feminine thing a woman can do, and she’s showing her love and intimacy by doing it. You should be grateful, if anything.

[JayMarbles]

Tell her to go to the restroom lol thats nasty respect your partner

[StephyLaughs]

That's a bit sexists and wrong for you to say that cause us girls are human like you. So what she farts. she doesn't have to be a guy to fart or whatever it's a bodily function its a natural

[redroses1996]

Just tell her you don't like it and it makes you feel uncomfortable.

[Sebers12]

You sexist idiot! Farting is for girls as well too. I could even say that's even more for girls. It's sexy when they fart, especialy when they fart on purpose around people.

[Anonymous]

Give her a Dutch oven one night while making love. She might get the point. If not run!

[Asker]

Lel
Filler

[Sebers12]

Run? It could be true love.

[meatballs21]

"Stop doing that natural body function!"

[Asker]

Shed laugh it off if I say that mate

[PrettyBama]

How long have y'all been together?

[Asker]

4 months

[PrettyBama]

oh god lol she's crazy!

[Anonymous]

So you rather be sniffing a mans fart instead of your girlfriend's... okay, that's special.

[Asker]

You didn't get what I was tryna say. it's okay

[Opinion Owner]

Oh, I got it and I also got that little nugget there. Go back and read what you typed.

[wanyuya]

it's normal, you also can fart

[abundantlyrich]

Fart infront of her

[Asker]

Lel. that'd just give her more confidence to do it cause she'd think even I'm okay with it

[abundantlyrich]

That's good. You two can have a competition about who farts the loudest and the funkiest